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Sending a photo of this would top it tho
bet you can somehow also turn that balloon into a ‘happy 90th birthday’ to your grandpa
I read that in Mario’s voice, because I saw the “a” before the rest of the message, so “it’s-a Valentine’s Day, girl”
This must be what going the extra mile looks like.
“I’m pregnant‽”
“Not yet.”
Some say cheap, I say giving it a personal touch.
Spend where it counts for her (or him)
She’ll love it
Its a day
Should’ve had an exclamation point at the end.
This guy is so tight that he squeaks when he walks.
Guy: *hands GF “It’s Valentine’s Day, Girl” balloon*
Girl: *reads in between the lines* I’m having a girl?
Guy: Not yet…Soon.
Bad move, you are just asking for an AIM-9X shot from an F-22 with such a gift
circular economy
Vlentine’s day
W rizz
When walking through the grocery store with your significant udder, if you near the diaper isle, ask your other out loud, “Should we buy diapers for the baby? Ignoring it isn’t going to make it go away!”
Mr Peanut Butter?
This is kinda my goto move if I’m in charge of getting the office bday card. I get the card meant for someone turning 100 yrs old and then crossout the number.
I actually get my wife a card for random holidays and do just this. One time I painstakingly converted all the stars of david to hearts on a bar mitzvah card.
That’s about right amount…
Haha! Lmao!
I appreciate the comma
This is so wholesome
We appreciate your efforts and eagerly waiting for follow up how girl appreciated your creativity.
You’re getting laid for sure
Vlentine’s Day
And they say chivalry is dead
This is one of those weird niche kind of humor that I find incredibly funny and I’m just not sure why. Sloppily reusing something for a thing that it’s clearly not meant for will always get to me.
it’s being repurposed! times are hard lol
Reminds me of mr peanutbutters “it’s a boy!” abortion balloon from bojangles horseboy
My wife turned 32 a few months ago and I got a her a princess card for a 3yr old. Made the 3 a 32 and she enjoyed the princess theme. Card was a hit lol
Repurposing is good for the environment! 😂
I appreciate you reusing this balloon instead of throwing it away. It supports the environment and saves you money – win/win.