The rare one night stands I had, I’ve always kept my boxers around my left ankle. Because if you need to leave nothing is worse than being butt naked and looking for your underwear.
Couldn’t finish watching with all the useless fast-cuts in the editing. Its not like he’s talking slowly… it’s like the TikTok effect or something. Why yall gotta edit everything like that now
This was addressed in Coupling (a British Comedy 20+ years ago) and I never forgot it.
“I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.”
“Listen, my toenails look like Fritos and are sharp as razors. I have skin scale on the sides of my heel that can be used to file tungsten. My feet are approximately the temperature of liquid helium. Trust me, the socks are the best thing I have going.”
Yet men find women wearing knee high socks so arousing that it’s a whole genre. Yeah… im sorry but we’re definitely from two different planets.
Edit: typo
Was there a joke to go with this or is this the comedy?
Iām not trying to be a dick or to nitpick anyoneās sense of humor, itās just this is the second time Iāve seen this guy on here and his work seems rather derivative of the Dane Cook method.
I guess I just wanna know, since he apparently is going to keep showing up on Reddit, if I should judge him based off of this or if he actually makes jokes as well.
Kudos to her for having reasons at least, I realized I donāt like it either but I donāt feel like itās a valid thing to care about so I never say anything.
It always seems to be the white socks that come in a plastic bag from a big box mart, and theyāre always inexplicably filthy on the bottom . Without fail, I always end up wondering if he left them on to conceal a lack of foot hygieneā¦
This is actually solid advice. Never let her see you stomping around in just socks or even underwear and socks. It will remind her of her father and this is counter-productive for inspiring sexy time.
Get yourself a girl who is so focused on making u her lil bitch during sex that she doesnāt even notice what youāre wearing below the knees š simple solution lol (itās all consensual I promise)
I would be down to try sex with someone wearing mittens.
Practice safe sex, always wear socks
You doing good work.
Men can fetishize just about anything. Very little will get in the way of getting laid. Bring on the mittens.
Is Jake Gyllenhaal doing comedy now?
To be honest men don’t care if you wear a body suit as long as the required parts are accessible.
Are they business socks?
I find it amusing she thought something like mittens would stop any man in existence from boning. She fundamentally doesn’t understand men.
The cuts/edits/ every few seconds, sound pop included, it so annoyingly ridiculous that I can’t get past it.
I’m not sure when butchering videos became popular, but FFS it’s terrible.
Wearing nothing but socks *does* feel more naked than actually being completely naked
Lmao wtf
No traction? Slipping? Or am I putting too much thought into this.
Cool so one woman, not women?
The rare one night stands I had, I’ve always kept my boxers around my left ankle. Because if you need to leave nothing is worse than being butt naked and looking for your underwear.
I was actually told to put them back on š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Couldn’t finish watching with all the useless fast-cuts in the editing. Its not like he’s talking slowly… it’s like the TikTok effect or something. Why yall gotta edit everything like that now
If you notice the socks youāre focusing on the wrong thing
Why is the word sex muted?
The mittens most definitely stay on during sex if sheās offering
Socks are the first thing off.
This was addressed in Coupling (a British Comedy 20+ years ago) and I never forgot it.
“I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.”
https://vimeo.com/93428207
Many men have fallen through the Sock Gap! š§¦
As someone who has had sex with a woman and with a mitten (not at the same time) I would definitely try this.
Mittens are well-within the parameters of acceptability.
“Listen, my toenails look like Fritos and are sharp as razors. I have skin scale on the sides of my heel that can be used to file tungsten. My feet are approximately the temperature of liquid helium. Trust me, the socks are the best thing I have going.”
Yet men find women wearing knee high socks so arousing that it’s a whole genre. Yeah… im sorry but we’re definitely from two different planets.
Edit: typo
Socks prevent purchase on wood floors and some carpet. Socks off for better fucking.
back in my day, it was assumed I left my socks on because I was planning on leaving right after finishing my business.
Why is it in so many takes?
It’s the sock gap from Coupling!! This was always one of my favorite scenes.
[https://vimeo.com/93428207](https://vimeo.com/93428207)
I didnāt know Mets fans could find willing partners
Was there a joke to go with this or is this the comedy?
Iām not trying to be a dick or to nitpick anyoneās sense of humor, itās just this is the second time Iāve seen this guy on here and his work seems rather derivative of the Dane Cook method.
I guess I just wanna know, since he apparently is going to keep showing up on Reddit, if I should judge him based off of this or if he actually makes jokes as well.
We’ve got to stop normalizing the censorship of regular words. “Sex” shouldn’t be bleeped, or otherwise omitted, under any circumstances.
āNothing more pathetic than a man with his party socks still onā – mike patton
Kudos to her for having reasons at least, I realized I donāt like it either but I donāt feel like itās a valid thing to care about so I never say anything.
It always seems to be the white socks that come in a plastic bag from a big box mart, and theyāre always inexplicably filthy on the bottom . Without fail, I always end up wondering if he left them on to conceal a lack of foot hygieneā¦
Did this end abruptly before the punchline or something?
This is actually solid advice. Never let her see you stomping around in just socks or even underwear and socks. It will remind her of her father and this is counter-productive for inspiring sexy time.
My feet are abrasive from my work boots. Leaving my socks on is being kind.
This gentleman seems to be striving an awful lot to have the same cadence as Jerry Seinfeld.
Get yourself a girl who is so focused on making u her lil bitch during sex that she doesnāt even notice what youāre wearing below the knees š simple solution lol (itās all consensual I promise)
Love his voice
Mittens? Doesnāt matter, had sex
I learned itās easier to orgasm when you have a higher body temperature, which socks assist in. Socks are sexy
“Mittens!”
“but I still get segs right?’
“In this scenario yes.”
“Even if I’m not cool with it I will learn to live with it.”
I mean some women keep their shoes on!
Stand-up comedy without an audience is just awkward af.
Cute girl naked except for a pair of mittens? That sounds kinda sexy/cute actually.
Iāve had my socks on, hats, jackets, shoes etcā¦
Literally had on just my socks and sneakers
This conversation definitely never happened and this guy is probably a virgin.
He’s trying so hard to act quirky and interesting, it’s obviously forced.