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so very dumb. I should be ashamed. I’m not—but I should be.
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so very dumb. I should be ashamed. I’m not—but I should be.
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No, it’s great!
Touching shoulders at night 😳
This is exactly how I (13yo) imagined it all in my head while sitting next to my crush and trying to put my shit together and not being able to.
And then she just put her head on my shoulder …
It’s the third date! Calendar date, that is.
I don’t get it.
Edit: Alright, never mind. I’m just slow.
Note the phases of the moon
I like it! Made me laugh
I heard you scream in the distance, to say you were receptive
And I tried to start the foreplay off, by rubbing my ass on a tree
and it said, “you’re beautiful”
and yours said, “We’re moving to fast”
But I don’t mind
because I know, in time
You will be sloth-rocked, by me
though it may take some time, I know eventually
you will be sloth rocked, by me
It defies our perception just how quick it will be
when I sloth rock you
you will know it’s true
that you’ve never been sloth-rocked, till you’ve been sloth-rocked by me
Yeah pretty dumb, but also good and funny. Not mutually exclusive 🙂
TIL Sloth’s dicks come out of their backs.
Lol love it!
My sister loves Faultiere (lazyanimals)/sloths. I am gonna send her that!
Actually hilarious.
I thought the second one was trying to swat a bug.
Are they meant to be sloths?
I can’t figure out which one I am in this.
Pride and shame are not mutually exclusive. Rock on my friend!
You could’ve made a joke with the bugs
First panel: caterpillar
Third panel: chrysallis
Fifth panel: butterfly
Cause it’s a sloth lol
Sloths can’t move their eyes like that, and yes, I’m very fun at parties.
Is there like an opposite one where is like a cheers and says this is going too slow
Aaaahhh! I love this!! Fantastic stuff.
The one on the right wants to have slex
Is this out of order?
whaaat is that too fast for them hahaha.
This is brilliant
You never know when you might die while going to the bathroom.
That perverted sloth made his move in the second panel, that is way to aggressive. We all know you should wait until the 5th panel to make a move, 4th panel is acceptable if you hit it off right away
Unfunniest shit I’ve ever seen
Ashamed? You kidding? I’m gonna print this, hang it up on the wall, and explain to the curious that it is an accurate depiction of my wife and I dating before we were married 48 years ago.
Hey, on the topic, can you post another one where the sloths are even slower to reflect our relationship today?
unrealistic. the left sloth would have taken 3 panels to say that sentence
😐