Sometimes I realize how very average my brain is because I was looking at the MDF one thinking, “it’s colored different, but it still looks cool” not even considering listening through dicks
Edit: Also can someone tell me what currency that is?
Years ago, I worked at an adult store. We had one of these in stock, and I had a woman come in saying she needed a funny bridal shower gift for her friend, and they were all nurses! Needless to say, we no longer had one in stock when she left, haha!
Ptákoviny
A stethoscock
The urologist steto is pretty neat
Well I’m going for the cheapest one.
Don’t let your GF buy these!! Mine did and now she always hears me coming!
Damn these wired headsets.
*unzips*
“Ptákoviny” tak to sedí
It sounds like the ocean
I initially passed off the cheapest as a kids toy (hence the price).
Then I realised the post was NSFW. So I looked again.
Yep, that’s definitely not a kids toy.
Dictaphone
139 CZK? No nekupte to!
is the 4th some kind of weed pipe? i’m confused.
Sometimes I realize how very average my brain is because I was looking at the MDF one thinking, “it’s colored different, but it still looks cool” not even considering listening through dicks
Edit: Also can someone tell me what currency that is?
Patient: Doc, why should I stop eating red meat, deep fried foods, sugary sweets and salted stuff just because your horoscope concerned you?
Doctor: Once again, the word is STETHOSCOPE
^(edit: grammar)
Tell her to go for the litmann classic 3
I’m not ashamed to admit it took me about 5 minutes of starring at this to understand what you were talking about.
based Czech targeted recommendation
Years ago, I worked at an adult store. We had one of these in stock, and I had a woman come in saying she needed a funny bridal shower gift for her friend, and they were all nurses! Needless to say, we no longer had one in stock when she left, haha!
**r/uznaliNas**
(*Edycja*: ~~**Czeski**~~ **Słoweńska**)
The links are all in Czech but the search is in Slovak. Is your GF Slovak?
What did she need to Czech?
Yeah! Czech for the win!
I use to work at Amazon warehouse and the rule I learnt there is if something can have a penis on it… Then somebody is already making that…
I’m incredibly disappointed it’s not a real stethoscope just with dick shaped ends.
“Hahah is that a penistethoscope Doctor?”
*pulls out tiny dicks out of her ears”
“Sir you have lung cancer.”
The third one is just for prostate exams
ahoj
I guess I’m still innocent as I don’t see anything odd or weird about them.
I don’t get it? My doctor uses the middle one on me all the time. At least that’s the one I see on the table after I wake up from my physical exam.
I love that [this](https://imgur.com/a/MKGKEd8) was what was beneath this post in my feed
Use protection or you might get hearing AIDS.
Don’t buy those, I have them and they fucked my ears