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So, I first heard about a poop knife on Reddit and now it’s a real thing.
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So, I first heard about a poop knife on Reddit and now it’s a real thing.
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So, it’s creating a highway through the danger zone? Kenny loggings approves.
I hate it when I someone puts too much paper, clogging the toilet, and then uses the the brush to push it down. It works, but now the paper is all stuck in the brush… This would be the solution.
New meaning for turd cutter
*pornstars walk in* “we’ll take it from here”
Somehow my three year old laid down a monster the other day that got stuck. Was trying to explain the poop knife to my wife. Had to use a chopstick.
Nobody courtesy flush?
How’s that steak egg and cheese diat wotkin out for ya
What about just using a wire coat hanger? Then you can chuck it out the window when the turd dissection is complete.
I don’t understand why this is a thing I’ve dropped some pretty impressive dumps in my day and have never once thought I should cut that just flush before you wipe or buy a better toilet
Also that looks just like a Betty crocker icing spreader just blue instead of red
People are fucking disgusting.
Plunger
One design flaw: 99% of the time the water is up to the brim because poop be blockin.
So you have like 2 inch of handle left if you dont wanna touch the poop water.
I work in a preschool and the preschool teacher told me that she once had a kid who would take such massive dumps that she would regularly have to use a plastic knife to chop them up so they would flush.
Please eat less if this is a constant problem for you.
I guess that’s one way to sell a cheap plastic cake spatula.
OMG, just use a kitchen knife like everybody else!
Bruh, buy a better toilet and eat better
My 1st job was working in a welding shop as a gopher. My job was to do anything anyone said. One day I was told to go clean the toilets. What I found was a huge log that suspended just above the water touching both sides of the bowl. Smashing it didn’t work well. So I ran down to the shop and grabbed a piece of the broken bandsaw blade and cut it into 1/3s to get it to flush. I never complained about it but F U Brian!
Isn’t this an always sunny thing?
Works great for peanut butter too! Just be careful what you use it for first…
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/
Pot of boiling water, anyone?
Thought it was supposed to be used to cut your poop in half when it is coming out of your butthole and hanging.
You don’t need this, unless you live alone. Your roommate’s toothbrush works just fine (trust me on that one). Don’t use the bristle-end though, that would be an asshole move and it’s kind of a pain to have to rinse it out after you use it.
Seriously, what the hell are you guys eating?
Okay, after reading the comments I’m stunned at how massive peoples arseholes can be, as an old grandfather I can say I’ve seen my share of shits but never what you cunts think is normal. Thank you.
As someone who has always laid down girthy solid monsters. I was really happy to have been gifted the poop knife a couple years ago from my family. When a turd gets stuck in the hole I was tired of grabbing the plunger and going to town like a Omish woman churning butter. The slurry of poop was nauseating and then when it was all said and done you then have this murder weapon in your hands. It was awful and a twice a week chore as I only poop every 3 days.
Thank you poop knife.