Someone told them not to count their chicks until they’ve hatched, and then they got curious as to how many of these *would* hatch, so they aren’t sure how many of these eggs should be counted as eggs. Time will tell.
This is like my whole family. The stock guy was told to put the eggs in the case. He was not directly told to remove the “no eggs” sign. Seeing that needed to be done would require minimal reasoning and minimal effort. This is too much to ask of anyone but myself apparently.
I hear Melanie has some in a little jar out the back. You can see them with a microscope. She sells a small spoon of eggs for $10, but they’re not all guaranteed to be human eggs. It’s a pot luck, really, but it could be interesting.
Can’t find eggs anywhere!!
It’s saying. When those run out, they are out. No more.
Our state decided that only free-range eggs can be sold as of 1/1/23. There’s a shortage now.
ETA: I live in Colorado.
At least they spelled inconvenience right
what are thoooossseeee!?
“hey new guy – quick, go re-stock the eggs. customers have been waiting for them!”
new guy:
That fridge looks fucking disgusting. You’d be better off leaving them out the fridge like a normal person
These are not the eggs you are looking for.
Someone told them not to count their chicks until they’ve hatched, and then they got curious as to how many of these *would* hatch, so they aren’t sure how many of these eggs should be counted as eggs. Time will tell.
Those are cells packed with a yellow nucleus and a cytoplasm that surrounds it laid by a multicellular organisms that are descendants of Tyrannosaurus
This is like my whole family. The stock guy was told to put the eggs in the case. He was not directly told to remove the “no eggs” sign. Seeing that needed to be done would require minimal reasoning and minimal effort. This is too much to ask of anyone but myself apparently.
I hear Melanie has some in a little jar out the back. You can see them with a microscope. She sells a small spoon of eggs for $10, but they’re not all guaranteed to be human eggs. It’s a pot luck, really, but it could be interesting.