Friday, January 24All That Matters

Snowflake Mountain | Official Trailer | 22 June 2022

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  • > Welcome to Snowflake Mountain. A place where ragtag stuck at home snowflakes with zero life skills have to step up to the plate. Built as a wilderness boot camp, our snowflakes will compete to see who has what it takes, competing for a life-changing prize and the chance to kickstart their life and liberate their parents.

    ………..

    I am speechless about the show name and its premise.

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  • So *this* is what they cancelled their entire animation department to produce?

    Their cheapest and easiest stuff to make, kids content: https://www.thewrap.com/netflix-animation-shakeup-executives-fired-shows-canceled-staged-data/

    Got erased in favor of trashy Gen-Z baiting reality TV?

    This is the shit I cut the cord to get away from. A pack of fake, d-list actors who can ad-lib a little bit with pre-planned takes.

    Staged, fake nonsense presented as “reality” television.

    What the fuck are you doing netflix, you knew the covid bump in subscribers was temporary.

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  • Between this and the announcement for offended employees to quit, I guess Netflix has decided to get into culture war shit to stay relevant. I’d rather they just focus on content I actually want to watch.

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  • So anyway! Barry, Tokyo Vice, Our Flag Means Death on HBO Max have been some great TV lately. Heard Severance is pretty good on…Apple TV+? I’ve been finally watching Moon Knight when I literally can’t sleep at night-though still rewatching the early seasons of The Simpsons on Disney+. So far I’m not completely hating Star Trek: Brave New Worlds on Paramount+. And darn it! Bob’s Burgers season finale was pretty good, though I just discovered Spy x Family on Hulu….

    so yeah. What were we talking about again? Something about literal trash Netflix content?

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  • It looks really stupid, it’s a real “who is this for situation”, but things like this are right in Netlfix’s wheelhouse. Everyone will watch for one weekend, memes will be everywhere, one character with become super popular and by July everyone will be over it. Season 2 will come out and only the most annoying you work with will still care.

    My question is how long will they stay on the mountain? I would bet that Netflix drops the orginal premise and turns it into a “follow around their regular life” reality show within the first couple episodes.

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  • **This is ShartTank, where real businesses try their hardest to go belly up.**

    Tonight on ShartTank, this small start up turned megacorp, has decided it’s had enough and wants to close shop. But does it have what it takes… to tank?

    Netflix Executive: “Yo, what up homies! we have approximately 2 million subscribers remaining and this is our plan to get rid of every last one.”

    *plays this video*

    “You see, sharts; we have a business that we’ve been trying to kill for the last few years. Frankly, we all swore it was over when we had released that show about child models.”

    *points to television*

    “With this show, we believe we can offend every single category of our remaining audience, this includes anyone under the age of 50, the LGBTQ community, persons of color, viewers who are overweight, people who are fitness nuts, and those who dislike war, rednecks, or the outdoors.”

    *excited look*

    “But that’s not all sharts! We also plan to increase the subscription cost, kill any highly rated content that becomes overnight hits, and the best part? We are going to start running ads before..

    [Commerical Break](https://youtu.be/zwGuXQcv7S4?start=9)

    .. critical moments in shows!”

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