I remember an organic chemistry class where the professor explained that if you get drunk on alcohol, you will lose your motor skills along with your inhibitions and, therefore, pass out before you kill your mother. On the other hand, if you smoke marijuana, your motor skills will not decline along with your inhibitions, and you will kill your mother. That epiphany made me realize this prof had serious mother issues.
we are not getting the full picture here. this fight has been going on for 72 hours straight and it’s probably at round 103. just need a longer clip of the ring girl and round number.
The Matrix on dial-up.
Drunks are fun
Sweep the legs!
Fuck this kid is too fast for me.
Wow, that’s some black belt moves, man
The more I watch this, the more I think my man actually just fell over and the sweep kick was a byproduct of that
I feel the need. The need for methamphetamine.
This is the most legit “my last two brain cells in an existential crisis” content
Fucking sleestaks.
They’re on low ping
Their inebriation level is so high it’s even affecting gravity. Even the fall was in slow motion.
it’s too hot to move quicker 😂.
r/ItHadToBeBrazil
Human sloth hybrid.
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning!
Looks like two sloths fighting each other.
I can almost hear him saying,
“C-can you just… fuck off?
Please?”
I remember an organic chemistry class where the professor explained that if you get drunk on alcohol, you will lose your motor skills along with your inhibitions and, therefore, pass out before you kill your mother. On the other hand, if you smoke marijuana, your motor skills will not decline along with your inhibitions, and you will kill your mother. That epiphany made me realize this prof had serious mother issues.
Legit Capoeira move
/r/awkwardstreetfights
Fiiiiniiiish…Zzzzzz….hiiiiim!
Who said Tai chi wasn’t a martial art
What a leg sweep tho
I fast forwarded it to get past the 20 seconds.
Sweep the leg!
This is expert Rex Kwan Do.
The only winner here is gravity!
Thats how real men fight
we are not getting the full picture here. this fight has been going on for 72 hours straight and it’s probably at round 103. just need a longer clip of the ring girl and round number.
Perfect video for an Elder Scrolls Oblivion sound track.
Slow John Wick
Go home grandpa you are drunk.