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Seen in the wild yesterday. If she was my daughter, I’d be weirdly proud of her for 100% effective birth control.
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Seen in the wild yesterday. If she was my daughter, I’d be weirdly proud of her for 100% effective birth control.
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Awesome…
Could also be a dude
So she’s still a virgin……
Baby on board,
How I’ve adored.
That sign on my car’s windowpane.
Bounce in my step,
Loaded with pep,
‘Cause I’m drivin’ in the carpool lane.
Call me a square,
Friend I don’t care.
‘Cause that little yellow sign can’t be ignored.
🤣👍
Yes. It’s safe to rear-end this VW.
Saying you would be proud of your daughter for anal is so fucking weird.
Not funny.
It’s weird and unnecessary that you are bringing up “if they were my daughter”
It’s not 100% effective. Politicians come from somewhere.
Nothing is 100%. Someone could have a rectovaginal fistula.
Also, really weird that that’s the first thing you thought of when you saw this…
Fellatio is the original oral contraceptive.
Didn’t work for my two dads.
And proud of her “virginity” since these idiot millennials don’t think anal or oral is “having sex”.
TMI
Ew. Really.
You can get pregnant from anal. 0.0002% chance, but still.
Just crass and trashy
Just as a reminder, you can still get STIs from doing anal. It’s great that you found a passion taking a dick up your butt, as a gay guy I can relate, but there is still a chance to get HIV or other diseases.
They’re nothing to be ashamed of and HIV isn’t a death sentence anymore, but still.
As a normal human being, I would not be proud of having a daughter that tells everybody about her sex life.
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OK but only, like exclusively anal? Assuming this is a woman, is that a thing? Genuine question.
this entire post belongs on r/oddlyspecific
That’s something I would put on my brother’s car without his knowledge
Well everyone’s gangsta until your child has to get a colonoscopy because their anus tissue was ruptured 🤙
Maybe they just don’t want people asking to borrow their car.
A girl goes to confession and asks the priest “It’s true you can’t get pregnant doing anal, isn’t it?”
“Good heavens child. That’s where lawyers come from.”
100%? Gotta watch we’re those money shots end up.
r/trashy
The perfect wife does not exis……………
found Don Jr.’s Reddit
Oh thank god, i can finally crash into it
The daughter part was completely unnecessary
Sounds very uncomfortable, like the back of a Volkswagen
r/trashy
Hate to tell, you, that’s your son’s car.
It’s all fun and games until a prolapse
Butt sex is wild and it don’t cause a child
Butt sex is crazy and you don’t get a baby
Butt sex is fun and you can’t cook a bun
Someone else add some…. they are fun to say out loud lol
Plot twist: Driver is a man
What if she farts and the semen lands in her vag?
I bet that’s a girl to take home to mother 🙂
Also 0% HIV control obviously. Don’t know what’s worse …
If only I had been so lucky- Monty’s mom- waiting
Jokes on you it’s a man’s car
And if it was your son OP?
You can still get pregnant through anal. *(NO, not through the anus, you dummy…)* Sperm travels further than you think.