In their defense is quite common that if there is a distance of enough years between two children the older child will get sick by their peers and then will transmit the sickness to the younger child. And it’s not that bad, the younger child will feel sick yes but will also develop his immune system faster and stronger.
I have a very vivid memory from when I was about four or five of coming home from dinner at a restaurant with my parents and little brother, and as Mom was getting us ready for bed, my brother turned to me, made an ‘o’ with his lips, and vomited like a firehose all over me.
My first kid had a whistle when she breathed. I thought my wife was over reacting, but it turned out to be rsv and it would have killed her if we didn’t take her in. The second one goes to the dr for everything now.
I remembered that I once fell off a bike and dislocated my elbow when i was younger, my dad said i was fine while swinging my arm like a helicopter blade. Safe to say that it was the loudest scream I’ve ever did.
First kid drops his pacifier. You throw it away. Then you open up a new one, clean it with boiling water, dry it off with a sterile towel, and give it to him.
Second kid drops his pacifier. You pick it up, wipe it on your pants, and pop it back in his mouth.
I’m the second child, I can relate.
In their defense is quite common that if there is a distance of enough years between two children the older child will get sick by their peers and then will transmit the sickness to the younger child. And it’s not that bad, the younger child will feel sick yes but will also develop his immune system faster and stronger.
Holy hell
I have a very vivid memory from when I was about four or five of coming home from dinner at a restaurant with my parents and little brother, and as Mom was getting us ready for bed, my brother turned to me, made an ‘o’ with his lips, and vomited like a firehose all over me.
My first kid had a whistle when she breathed. I thought my wife was over reacting, but it turned out to be rsv and it would have killed her if we didn’t take her in. The second one goes to the dr for everything now.
On my third kid now. I’ve adopted the boomer way of “get up and brush it off.” It’s inevitable when you have a company of spawns
Yeah, Call the exorcist!
I love the detail with the kitten having blue eyes.
Also the second of born siblings are more likely to be gay than the first born.
You ever notice that for a lot of parents, the “best day of their life” was when their [first child] was born?
Not the second child. Not the third. Just the first.
As a the second child, I can say this is somewhat true, especially when your older sibling lied about being sick a lot.
Some friends of mine would bathe the first child one half at a time, keeping the other half clothed “so he wouldn’t get a chill.”
Second kid, just throw her in the tub.
I’m an only child and never went to the hospital even when I had a 103 temperature. How did this get verified?
What about the middle child?
I remembered that I once fell off a bike and dislocated my elbow when i was younger, my dad said i was fine while swinging my arm like a helicopter blade. Safe to say that it was the loudest scream I’ve ever did.
As a father I confirm this to be true. The second one is kinda just backup
First kid drops his pacifier. You throw it away. Then you open up a new one, clean it with boiling water, dry it off with a sterile towel, and give it to him.
Second kid drops his pacifier. You pick it up, wipe it on your pants, and pop it back in his mouth.
Does the dads shirt go from a Lv 11 dad to a Lv 12 dad? That’s some great detail lol