I wonder why “wash” has a lower case first letter while every other word is upper case, including “To”, which would more usually be lower case if mixing title case.
Where is this at? I’m more likely to patronize a restaurant where I know the anuses are clean. Nobody wants dirty anus…anuses…anusi? Anusi around their food, amirite?
I have a bidet because if I got poop anywhere else on my body, paper wouldn’t be enough, water would have to be involved (and soap if possible.) I figure why treat by butthole any differently. So this kind of makes sense to me.
This would be a good one for r/mildlyvandalized but alas that subreddit permanently boycotted u/spez so no longer exists
Well I definitely feel better about their pork butt sammies knowing this!
hahaha yeah about that
Rules are rules!
Was it photoshopped at the restaurant too?
Oh wow. This specifically worded bathroom sign is now forever out of commission
Well, it’s not a BAD idea.
At least the employees aren’t handling the food with unwashed anuses.
Brothel
It’s true. Employees with clean butts are happier than those without
The world would be a better place.
Uh, dude?
Sharpies rule!
All I can see is manager is gay.
Boys will be boys
As a customer, I would appreciate this rule. Some employees make it awkward when you ask them.
I wonder why “wash” has a lower case first letter while every other word is upper case, including “To”, which would more usually be lower case if mixing title case.
Keeps the gunk out of their eye.
Well it’s not gonna was itself!
It’d be funny if it was just from wear and tear, instead it’s like someone cut off the letters purposefully
Why must they wash their anus? Their work included using anus? Lolx
Is it by law that US restaurants have this in their toilets? I was very confused to see it.
So, they should.
That’s okay, but my favorite restroom scratch out was on the hand drier. The original:
Eliminates paper waste
The altered version:
Eminates ape waste
Don’t make me write you up again Todd!
I’ve been waiting 5 hours and no employees have come to wash my anus?
Where is this at? I’m more likely to patronize a restaurant where I know the anuses are clean. Nobody wants dirty anus…anuses…anusi? Anusi around their food, amirite?
Not a bad idea tbh
Standard hygiene really..
If your food tastes like shit, well, there ya go.
Oh sweet, that means this restaurant has bidets!
A little acetone goes a long way
Well. I wash mine every time I have a chance. Always ready for #impromptuAnalingus #quidproquo
Why aren’t more signs being defaced like this? This is comedy gold!
Hahahahha
I have a bidet because if I got poop anywhere else on my body, paper wouldn’t be enough, water would have to be involved (and soap if possible.) I figure why treat by butthole any differently. So this kind of makes sense to me.
So, guests before returning to eat – not?
Picture doesn’t match with the text
Get a bidet attachment for your toilet. It will change your life.
I guess anal only but make sure you wash all that too. Lol
This is no coincidence
Its always nice to work with a clean anus.