I knew a man who was once in the navy.
He told me that he never really liked it and had left the boat at a port in Indonesia and never gone back.
He found live there in the form of a girl who worked in a factory making tires. He said she would arrive home each evening smelling of rubber, and it had it aroused him greatly.
They eventually moved to Bristol in the UK, and he found employment as a bar manager, and she a cleaning lady at a hotel.
After a year or two, he explained that he had been experiencing arousal problems. He went to the doctor, and in the end, they told him he had a disease of his nuts and they were cut off.
She left him for a carpet salesman, and they had two children together. She would eventually die in a car crash caused by an old man who had a stroke at the wheel, and the carpet salesman moved away with the kids to somewhere else.
Apparently, he also changed careers, and people say he became rich by selling female hygiene products.
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that’s his penis
Olive Oyl loved him for a reason.
armadillo smugglin on the high seas
The one eyed spinach eating trouser snake.
Fella literally has a shovel.
Reddit never disappoints.
Can’t touch this
Musta caught him around lunch time. Looks like he has a kielbasa in his pocket.
I knew a man who was once in the navy.
He told me that he never really liked it and had left the boat at a port in Indonesia and never gone back.
He found live there in the form of a girl who worked in a factory making tires. He said she would arrive home each evening smelling of rubber, and it had it aroused him greatly.
They eventually moved to Bristol in the UK, and he found employment as a bar manager, and she a cleaning lady at a hotel.
After a year or two, he explained that he had been experiencing arousal problems. He went to the doctor, and in the end, they told him he had a disease of his nuts and they were cut off.
She left him for a carpet salesman, and they had two children together. She would eventually die in a car crash caused by an old man who had a stroke at the wheel, and the carpet salesman moved away with the kids to somewhere else.
Apparently, he also changed careers, and people say he became rich by selling female hygiene products.
He droped the anchor
“Is that a harmonica in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
Looks like he really wants to do the funky chicken
Who walks around with a roll of quarters??