Seagulls are assholes. I once decided to put up some food in a tray for them and instead of eating it peacefully, one just took the tray and flew away. Now I tied up the tray so that it can’t be removed and all he does is try to snatch that tray instead of eating. (With no success I might add)
Thug life
Well, I can’t read…so fuck off
— Some Seagull
Birds can’t read!
If minecraft has taught me anything it’s that animals are different shapes and you can use those shapes to make farms for 1 shape but not another.
Seagulls are assholes. I once decided to put up some food in a tray for them and instead of eating it peacefully, one just took the tray and flew away. Now I tied up the tray so that it can’t be removed and all he does is try to snatch that tray instead of eating. (With no success I might add)
/r/firstworldanarchists
Become ungovernable
fuck tha po-lice
Even if seagulls could read, they would still disregard that signage.
WOOF
Well clearly that seagull speaks French and not English.
That appears to be a Herring Gull. There’s no such thing as a “seagull”.
[source](https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/how-identify/identify-gulls)
Like buildings! Or people
-jinx
“Bark, Bark!”
– seagull
Makes me happy that someone wrote that.
You little rebel you
Obviously that is a illiterate seagull.
Behold, dog!
‘Cause fuq da police, that’s why
fucking flying rats.
This is how we get da bird flu
DOGS NO ONLY SEAGULLS!
you guys are reading this wrong. And the seagull wrote it, obviously.