May 12, 2023 by XqueezeMePlease [ad_1] Rapid Fire Hits Rapid Fire Hits by u/XqueezeMePlease in funny [ad_2] View Reddit by XqueezeMePlease – View Source
What it feels like working a minimum wage job: “Man I’ve been busting ass for hours must be time to go” *looks at clock* “I’VE BEEN HERE THREE FUCKING MINUTES!?!?!?” May 12, 2023 at 6:14 pm Reply
Reminds me of a mate from about 15 years ago who knocked doors on full commission. His routine to get hyped to start selling was to smoke a cigarette and down a can of red bull in about 6 seconds combined May 12, 2023 at 7:38 pm Reply
That’s the only way to hit it. Works especially well in a group setting, makes the puff puff passing go faster. May 12, 2023 at 8:22 pm Reply
When you only got an hour of sleep and gotta meet the boss at the bus stop May 12, 2023 at 9:08 pm Reply
😂 bro want to live every micro-second of his life. He doesn’t give a single Fuck. May 12, 2023 at 9:16 pm Reply
When the boss says smoke them if you got them and he only gives you 5 minutes. May 12, 2023 at 9:47 pm Reply
When you see the bus coming and you need to finish your drink and smoke before getting on. May 12, 2023 at 11:37 pm Reply
𝙹𝚎𝚎𝚎𝚎𝚣!! 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚝𝚠𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔. 🤪 𝙰𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌 𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑. 🤭 May 13, 2023 at 5:10 am Reply
My SO’s grandma used to chain smoke so much, she stopped breathing ‘regular’ air May 14, 2023 at 7:57 am Reply
Training for beerfest
Thats cardio
Rickety Cricket
Tell me you’re tweeking without telling me you’re tweeking
Meth is a crazy drug
Holy shit bro is tweaked
Nobody talking bout the bowling pin he pulls out his pocket!?
What it feels like working a minimum wage job:
“Man I’ve been busting ass for hours must be time to go”
*looks at clock*
“I’VE BEEN HERE THREE FUCKING MINUTES!?!?!?”
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Reminds me of a mate from about 15 years ago who knocked doors on full commission. His routine to get hyped to start selling was to smoke a cigarette and down a can of red bull in about 6 seconds combined
Man on a mission.
They be speed running lung cancer
What a dance
You’re supposed to breathe in cigarette smoke ye?
That’s the only way to hit it. Works especially well in a group setting, makes the puff puff passing go faster.
Phish fans be like:
When you only got an hour of sleep and gotta meet the boss at the bus stop
😂 bro want to live every micro-second of his life.
He doesn’t give a single Fuck.
He ain’t even exhale
I wonder if he’s single.
When the boss says smoke them if you got them and he only gives you 5 minutes.
That’s called “cannonball” – Caddyshack
Is he on speed ??
literally me with social media.
White girls at any party ever
Make every breath count!
that bowling pin was uncalled for
Nobody could ever accuse him of being an oxygen thief!
When you see the bus coming and you need to finish your drink and smoke before getting on.
Jesus dude puff puff pass
Bro is methed out
New Adelaide mascot?
Cannonball!!
𝙹𝚎𝚎𝚎𝚎𝚣!! 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛-𝚝𝚠𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔. 🤪
𝙰𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚒𝚌 𝚎𝚡𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑. 🤭
When you can see the bus coming
Lung cancer any% glitchless
I really want to get to know this guy.
My SO’s grandma used to chain smoke so much, she stopped breathing ‘regular’ air