December 11, 2023 by Sr_Covfefe [ad_1] r/accidentalpenis My mom’s morning glories. [ad_2] View Reddit by Sr_Covfefe – View Source
W/ penis there is no accident. These phallic force for nature exists b/c god deems it so. December 11, 2023 at 2:46 am Reply
“Mom what are you doing?” *Erecting some morning glories.* “You mean ‘planting’?” *Did I stutter honey?* December 11, 2023 at 3:11 am Reply
Oh, what a glorious morning!
Bro, your mom’s a slut
Mom knows exactly what she’s doing
Mom’s sending signals!
Do they stand up like that all day or just in the morning?
My “glory” looks like that in the morning, too.
W/ penis there is no accident. These phallic force for nature exists b/c god deems it so.
It’s a grower, not a shower
morning glories or afternoon delights?
The “natural” big cock of house 😂😂😂
Morning wood glories
Not just a morning glory…
“Mom what are you doing?”
*Erecting some morning glories.*
“You mean ‘planting’?”
*Did I stutter honey?*
Representative of the best morning glory!
Now you need a morning glory hole.
“Accidental” your mom’s a freak
That’s… quite the green thumb she’s got there.
Morning glories are now morning wood
Penis
Same
Gotta keep it trimmed and wet
That’s not accidental.
Oh glory indeed
I’d probably get that checked out
Pro tip: trim the growth at the bottom and it will look bigger.
Sure is
Ooops..
Modeled after your dads morning glory?
Nah, it’s a Space X rocket
Well, good mornin’!’ 😂
You’ve erected a nice plant
The neighbors are going to call your mom a total wanker
Accidental my ass
You gotta trim that bush man. It’ll make it stand out more
Guess she doesn’t like a trimmed bush.