I WFH since the pandemic began, but we totally have “5th Floor Poopers” in my office building. See, the 5th floor is by no means abandoned, but it is the least crowded of the floors and sees the least amount of traffic since it’s the floor where accounting and finance and the executives are. My buddy and I have noted chronic offenders for YEARS coming up from other floors many of whom are quirky and odd characters for whom we have nicknames for each. It’s a fun game.
My old company it got harder and harder to find good places to poop. People would shit all over the toilet, not flush, piss everywhere, it was disgusting. This was a fortune 500 company that had amongst the highest starting pay, and best benefits in the whole country. They had an entire full time cleaning staff that literally did a deep clean every evening and all throughout the day. I just didn’t understand how some people could be so gross. If I stayed at that company, I was going to need to get FMLA so I could drive home and poop as needed, it was that bad.
Those wipes ruin plumbing and are made of plastic. They are more trash for the sewage plant to deal with. Bad for the enviroment and if you flush them you are a bad person.
Fuck you. These are wreaking havoc on sewer systems. This also smells like a fake marketing post so fuck you on that front too. Where is my pitch fork?
Ummm what lol
Ha ha ha I just saw ops username…I have been saying that shit for years…my little brothers name is Ian and I tell him he’s gay all the time lol
Should have mentioned that these should not be flushed.
Men-branded wipes? Couldn’t figure out what to do with the extra buck? Or needed it to smell like Irish spring?
Losing you will surely be this companys biggest dropping of the year.
These wipes end up clogging sewer systems
Ah I see playing the long game of destroying the companies plumbing with ‘flushable’ wipes.
Thought this was gonna be an r/antiwork post.
You seem incredibly annoying.
This whole thing was probably much funnier in your head, huh
So long as people don’t flush them, it’s fine.
I don’t know if it is or isn’t, but this feels like marketing.
edit: yeah it’s marketing. fuck this company.
How much did dude wipes pay you to make this post
Masculinity so fragile you gotta put “dude” on your wipes to clean your ass
#Axe wipes
Cool idea but these men branded wipes are so cringey. WHY do men need gendered wipes?! What’s next, toothpaste for men?
I WFH since the pandemic began, but we totally have “5th Floor Poopers” in my office building. See, the 5th floor is by no means abandoned, but it is the least crowded of the floors and sees the least amount of traffic since it’s the floor where accounting and finance and the executives are. My buddy and I have noted chronic offenders for YEARS coming up from other floors many of whom are quirky and odd characters for whom we have nicknames for each. It’s a fun game.
That’s an ad
I wouldn’t touch the wipes
knowing that the guy who wrote that had once touched it
/r/pointlesslygendered
69 and 420, I got the reference.
Am I the only one that thought he was saluting those for pooping ON the floor?
Oh boy do I sure love ads
“Dude wipes” cuz I ain’t no baby. Lol.
Bad for the 🌎 tho
Goddamn dude, do you think we’re this dumb
r/hailcorporate
“Flushable”
Oh look, plumbing destroying products that are 100% unnecessary.
Fuck your garbage shark tank ass pointless consumerist product and fuck your unfunny poop letter
I tried dude wipes during the great TP shortage of 2020. I don’t know if my butthole got cleaner but it sure got colder and wetter. Not a fan.
My old company it got harder and harder to find good places to poop. People would shit all over the toilet, not flush, piss everywhere, it was disgusting. This was a fortune 500 company that had amongst the highest starting pay, and best benefits in the whole country. They had an entire full time cleaning staff that literally did a deep clean every evening and all throughout the day. I just didn’t understand how some people could be so gross. If I stayed at that company, I was going to need to get FMLA so I could drive home and poop as needed, it was that bad.
I too was a third floor pooper because of it’s locking door and relatively unused state.
I’ve never felt such a sense of kinship and brotherhood as I do now.
Respect to you friend and good luck with your new job.
r/pointlesslygendered
wait.. why there is a wipe with gender role?
Cringe
Uh, I’ve had a husband so “fragrance-free” is not the way you want to go here.
69/420 LOL!
Plumbers love these kind of posts
That’s great.
At my last office job we used to go to the empty 5th floor for the same reason.
Imagine my joy when I got a promotion and a special project testing systems and they set me up with the only office on that whole floor.
I had a small team of testers for the first few hours every day but hours after lunch were mine to work (or poop) I’m solitude.
Having an empty floor is a gift.
May you all be blessed with sweet Poseidon’s kiss
Those wipes ruin plumbing and are made of plastic. They are more trash for the sewage plant to deal with. Bad for the enviroment and if you flush them you are a bad person.
Fuck you. These are wreaking havoc on sewer systems. This also smells like a fake marketing post so fuck you on that front too. Where is my pitch fork?
Dude wipes? Because if it isn’t specially formulated for insecure straight males it might turn them gay? Fuck this company that’s so dumb
This dude wipes.
Dude wipes. Is the toilet paper equivalent of axe/lynx?
dudewipes… the ultimate symbol of a cringey tryhard
This is peak r/pointlesslygendered shit!
I used to unclog toilets for a living. There is no such thing as a “flushable” wipe. Don’t use these things.
This is an ad!
What the fuck kinda fragile masculinity bullshit are dude wipes? pathetic lmaooo
Fuck off with this bullshit.