Friday, February 21All That Matters

PSA – Why the cops won’t help you when you’re being stabbed

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  • U.S. courts have ruled on numerous occasions that the police have NO duty to protect you.

    They pretty much only have to show up after the fact and take a report, maybe draw a chalk outline on the pavement and stuff your ass in a body bag.

  • Hey by the way, I’m the new Cracked video guy (after cold-pitching a video I made in my friend’s basement during quarantine) and we may not have the roster or the budget we used to, but I still think we’re making some cool stuff (including rebooting Honest Ads!).

  • Classic Cracked video. I miss their golden age with Swaim, Bowie and O’Brien.

    While I am here, if anyone knows of a modern equivalent to obsessive pop-culture disorder, please let me know. I’m desperate for more intelligent pop-culture nonsense.

  • Only thing NY cops are for is to extort their power and abuse whatever citizens they deem fit.

    I went to jail for a few days and had to stand on trial because my mom fell. I didn’t even have anything to do with it, my parents called an ambulance and the police chief came saying “Well, we have to arrest someone.”

    Fuck NY police, they do literally no good.

  • Oh yea. We were having an alarm system removed from our house and it triggered a false alarm. The cops showed up more than an hour later. Once they confirmed there was no actual incident, they sent us a fine, and said we could just buy the “alarm insurance” from them to get two “free” false alarms per year.

    Made me so mad…

  • Yup, the cop in the Parkland school shooting who thought his own life was worth more than the lives of a few kids that weren’t his and refused to enter the school was initially fired, but then got his job back because the law was actually on his side.

    Multiple SWAT teams in the Columbine shooting refused to enter the building. One commander said “a dead cop can’t save any lives.”

    And now we have the Texas incident.

    Meanwhile US cops really excel at killing three people and 20 dogs per day.

  • Or as yesterday showed, they are perfectly happy to leave your kids to die, including in one case helping kill your kid but saving their own children AND preventing someone from saving their kids, ya’know, like the cops got to do

  • I use to work at a government building with state troopers acting as guards. At an active shooter training, they were crystal clear that they would not help you. They would only attempt to disarm the gunman once it was somewhat safe to do so. They also warned us not to run to them for help because we could get mistaken for a threat and be killed by a trooper. We were also instructed that, if we were running for our lives, it was best to keep our hands up because, again, perceived as a threat could = death.

    Their safety is always their number 1 priority. Their fellow officer’s safety is number 2. We are coming in 3rd at best! Everyone in the US should remember that in general cops will not risk injury, or their lives, to help people.

  • I was stabbed in July of 1970 in Baltimore. There was a cop car less than half a block away. They must have seen the whole thing. As I staggered toward it, waving, they drove off. Two hippies, who had been standing just beyond the cop car, got me to a hospital (where I almost died).

    Like they say, if you don’t like cops, the next time you’re in trouble, call a hippie. An’ it worked too!

  • Lozito actually did narrate the video, Gelman got 200 years

    >On January 18, 2012, Gelman appeared in the New York Supreme Court, Kings County, for his sentencing. Sitting in court next to his attorney, Edward Friedman, Gelman was reported as being “unruly”, laughing or yelling at the judge and the family and friends of some of his victims. At the conclusion of the trial, New York State Supreme Court Justice Vincent Del Giudice sentenced Gelman to 200 years in prison, telling Gelman, “You are a violent sociopath.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksim_Gelman_stabbing_spree

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