Final Fantasy 15 has the best product placement, they have a sidequest where you need to make your perfect Cup Ramen™ all with purposely cringey read dialogue
The jizz-mopper’s job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, ’cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don’t know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.
Might just be Star Wars fans 😛
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz
Nothing gets the house clean like a fresh squirt of **Jizz™**
I hear it’s also good for your hair.
Quadruple action though!
“100% clarity”
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR JIZZ!!
I switched to quadruple strength Jizz years ago. I wouldn’t go back.
Is this ready or not?
What game is this? Do the bottles on the left say “scat”?
MAN BAZOOKA JUICE!?
“Hey Jake, did you finish modeling that spray bottle of Jazz cleaner yet?”
“… Jazz?”
like cumshot?
What game is this?
Final Fantasy 15 has the best product placement, they have a sidequest where you need to make your perfect Cup Ramen™ all with purposely cringey read dialogue
Pretty much Duke Nukem Forever
I put that shit on everything
Don’t get it in your eyes.
ELEOTEC lol
This a reference to Daithidenogla?
“Citrus Stench” 🤣
“After your first time using JIZZ, you’ll love it so much you’ll be JIZZING on everything in every room of your house!”
If you look at the bottles of bleach on shelves in Ready or Not it says “Power chug protein bleach”
At least it’s not replacing the peanut butter brand Jif… “moms like you choose jizz” would be the motto
The jizz-mopper’s job is to clean it up after each guy shoots a load, ’cause practically everybody does it right on the window. I don’t know if you know this or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don’t clean it right away.
Am I wrong or is this not “product placement”? It would be product placement if they were actual name brands.
I’m a game dev. Love adding shit like this, but publishers have been clamping down on stuff like this after the hot coffee mod.
Unless you shop in way different shops than I do this isn’t “product placement.”
What game?
Put the name of the game on the title, it’s not that hard.
Big fat load of cum then
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.