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Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charm
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Printed these labels to keep my kids away from my treats. Works like a charm
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See kids are the non vegan half of the pie
Gluten/Dairy/Sugar-Free!
Pumpkin pie not the best example.
Normal pumpkin pie is mostly vegan anyway. I would not expect vegan pumpkin pie to be that much different.
Now if it were sugar and gluten free too that would change it substantially enough to nope out.
I’ve tried labeling mine with “stool sample”. Didn’t work. Kids still ate my stuff.
Wouldn’t stop me, and I’m not even vegan
R/boomerhumor
Slap one on a cucumber just to confuse the hell out of them.
Damn that is a clean cut
[My toddler](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/307/020/0e1.png)
When I was a kid, I used to ride my bike to a Sunbeam Bread store that sold really cheap surplus foods and buy these little apple turnover pies. I told my little sister they were meat pies and she wouldn’t touch them.
I’m a vegetarian and I learned very quickly that I could hide treats in the veggie burger box in the freezer.
My dad labeled his porn VHS tapes with “lawnmower repair” things like that thinking we wouldn’t want to watch.
Lol I used to keep my sons from gorging on my protein bars by telling them they contained supplements specifically for women.
Works 1/2 the time
Amazing to me the amount of people I meet who will not touch anything with vegan in the name. Could be the best thing they have ever had, but so anti-vegan they cant get past it. We have just stopped telling them its vegan when bringing over dishes at gatherings.
Lol. This works at parties to… to a detriment. I host a St Paddy’s party every year. And I try to be inclusive. I have a few people who come who are allergic to dairy (and kosher) and a few vegetarians, so
I make a vegan Shepards pie so that everyone has one thing they know is safe to eat. That Shepards pie is really delicious and I make enough to act as a side dish for those who can eat the meat/dairy.
The first year I labeled it vegan and it barely got eaten. The next year I forwent the label and just told the relevant guests it was safe to eat. If asked I said “it’s vegetarian”. Thing got devoured.
People are weird.
Doesn’t work on adults. When they supply lunch at the office, all the vegan food disappears first, eaten by non-vegans. Our office manager has to hide some vegan food to save it for those who normally eat that way.
Vegan desserts are really good!
**Oreo’s are vegan, don’t eat them**
Warning: Contains Spinach
We lost one of the pumpkin pies to the cats Christmas night. Little paw print, a big chunk missing, and two comatose kitties.
Baked a vegan pumpkin pie this year. It was absolutely delicious and no one realized it was vegan.
Jokes on you. If it tastes good, I’m eating it.
I put “spicy” on everything. This also goes for everything I eat
My sister tells her kids that if they eat her special treats that she’ll feed their dessert sugar cereal to the neighbors chickens.
And she does, and she makes a show of it. Now they leave her personal dessert stash alone.
(Her kids are pretty easy to please. They get to have a bowl of sugar cereal for dessert or whatever else in a single serving. They always go for fruity/ frosted corn puffed whatever. Not so interested in expensive ice cream, *usually*.
They don’t like the limited portion size of expensive ice cream. They go for size. But they have been known to raid her stash. She knows.
I’m not vegan.. but I’d still eat a vegan pie…or food if it looked and tasted good. Are your kids brainwashed to think vegan food is somehow not edible?
Clearly works, since we can see what happened to side that wasn’t labelled.
It’s funny that people just assume something is bad just because it is vegan. I am not vegan but if something taste good vegan or not, I will eat it. To me it’s a strange way to think about things.