This looks like the short story of 3 dudes in a year and a half, from a gym I used to go. It started from single-vitamin supplemets to proteins, then from vascular regulators and quimical names too long to fit in my attention span. They grew big in a very short time, those 3 whispering skinny dudes hanging in the bench down the corner very quickly became the loud giants taking quite a presence there. Well… no surprises here. One died (heart), one in jail (the dealer), one had a seizure, became dumb as a wall and now resembles jabba the hutt. The perfect 90s PSA.
I love some of the supplement names out there. Mutant Mass and Ripped Freak always made me chuckle. Always said to my buddy that had a smaller baby that he should put some mutant mass in her bottle.
I feel personally attacked here in the best way. My buds and I knew we deserved it. Mix double it push it. Only a brief moment in time friends when life was simple.
I bought beta-alanine on its own, the stuff in preworkout that makes your face tingle. It came with a tiny scoop the size of a Lego head. That evening, I backed up my car into a wall in the gym parking lot
I was really hoping the guy on the schizo was just talking to himself by the end.
Channeling some serious Riley and Jonesy here.
https://youtu.be/3JB0kSbWjLc
Dude what gym are y’all going too all I see is yoga pants and 45+ dads sweating all over the machine without a wipe down.
Hahah my life
“Gorilla panic” and “they’re coming, they’re coming”.
This looks like the short story of 3 dudes in a year and a half, from a gym I used to go. It started from single-vitamin supplemets to proteins, then from vascular regulators and quimical names too long to fit in my attention span. They grew big in a very short time, those 3 whispering skinny dudes hanging in the bench down the corner very quickly became the loud giants taking quite a presence there. Well… no surprises here. One died (heart), one in jail (the dealer), one had a seizure, became dumb as a wall and now resembles jabba the hutt. The perfect 90s PSA.
Stevie Emerson – dude’s got amazingly funny skits
I love some of the supplement names out there. Mutant Mass and Ripped Freak always made me chuckle. Always said to my buddy that had a smaller baby that he should put some mutant mass in her bottle.
I was expecting this to turn into porn at any moment.
Any of this was meant to be funny?
Yeah… kinda got the joke after the first 50 examples ><
“I thought they took that off the market”- I’m howling
You both should wind up six feet under, id ask your moms at the funeral for another 3some, give yer balls a tug titfucker.
Well, some people still miss the old JACK3D formula.
I don’t know what it is but was such a believable douche for me.
So…. Meth?
Unexpected Letterkenny
God I love when people make fun of gym content.
Super yolked bro the worms love it
I will just stick to having Your Mom’s Sweet Peach before I workout.
This feels like when wkuk are trying to find a strip club to go to
I feel personally attacked here in the best way. My buds and I knew we deserved it. Mix double it push it. Only a brief moment in time friends when life was simple.
Ha, gay.
Is it just a thing for Gen Z to make these videos oddly fast and always cut them off a tad bit too early?
As a former GNC mgr who’s female..I enjoyed this So Very much
Crowbar up his ass is way too far.
I bought beta-alanine on its own, the stuff in preworkout that makes your face tingle. It came with a tiny scoop the size of a Lego head. That evening, I backed up my car into a wall in the gym parking lot
I just started using pre workout as opposed to downing all the energy drinks I usually do. I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!!!