“Cave Johnson here, we’re making some changes to our budget, and as a result, we’ve had to get a little creative with our resources. That’s why I’m excited to announce our latest innovation – The Aperture Science Handheld Wooden Portal Device, and don’t worry about durability – our engineers have assured me that these wooden portals are just as sturdy as the metal ones”.
“Unfortunately, we can no longer incinerate test subjects due to the new material that portal gun is made of. Not that we were going to incinerate you; just that if we were, you can rest assured knowing that alongside the ashes of your corpse are the ashes of a device worth several thousand times as much as you would ever make in your life. Keep testing, though: just be careful around the thermal discouragement beams.”
Looks good!
😎🤏……😮🕶️🤏……. Mother of god
“Cave Johnson here, we’re making some changes to our budget, and as a result, we’ve had to get a little creative with our resources. That’s why I’m excited to announce our latest innovation – The Aperture Science Handheld Wooden Portal Device, and don’t worry about durability – our engineers have assured me that these wooden portals are just as sturdy as the metal ones”.
Does it still work?
SPEEDY THING GOES IN…
SPEEDY THING COMES OUT!
did you take the picture on a fisheye security camera from 2007?
I appreciate you not calling it a “steam-punk” portal gun😉
“What do you think a motorcycle is made of?”
“Tubes… and glass.”
Looks very classy! How much does it weigh?
Is the camera made of wood too? Or just potato?
Portal gun
“Unfortunately, we can no longer incinerate test subjects due to the new material that portal gun is made of. Not that we were going to incinerate you; just that if we were, you can rest assured knowing that alongside the ashes of your corpse are the ashes of a device worth several thousand times as much as you would ever make in your life. Keep testing, though: just be careful around the thermal discouragement beams.”
– GLaDOS, probably