It’s a good bit, my guy, but I think I’ve become so jaded about stand up, but my favorite part is just collecting the names of comedy clubs, and continually being amazed at how weird they are.
“Do they call this the Comedy Cave because it’s down in the basement?”
But what about responsible people who clog the toilet and want to unclog it? They need a plunger.
Then there’s the staff who may end up having to unclog a toilet, they might want a plunger nearby, rather than hidden away somewhere that has to be carried through the place.
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My coworker told us his 2 year old grandson came inside all chipper and smilely last weekend. He asked what he had been doing. He said he was playing till he had to poop. He asked where did you poop. He said in a straight face ” in my spider man sand castle bucket”. So he asked him how did you wipe? Again with the straight face and a smile ” I didn’t” !
What about when you really gotta go. I’m talking beer shiys and hot wings gotta go. And you’re rushing to the toilet only to find a nasty swampy stranger soup, waiting for you because the toilets clogged. That plunger would definitely save the day.
Who is this? He is funny.
It’s a good bit, my guy, but I think I’ve become so jaded about stand up, but my favorite part is just collecting the names of comedy clubs, and continually being amazed at how weird they are.
“Do they call this the Comedy Cave because it’s down in the basement?”
“No; the owner is a bear.”
But what about responsible people who clog the toilet and want to unclog it? They need a plunger.
Then there’s the staff who may end up having to unclog a toilet, they might want a plunger nearby, rather than hidden away somewhere that has to be carried through the place.
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Thanks my guy, had me laughing. Seen a few of your vids on here and I’d definitely come see you if you came to the UK.
“I guess you’re not supposed to do that! But I would probably do it again”
Just found you you’re 2020 Album on ITunes and ill be keeping an eye out next time you tour near VT
Haha, this is a great bit. Good one, OP.
My coworker told us his 2 year old grandson came inside all chipper and smilely last weekend. He asked what he had been doing. He said he was playing till he had to poop. He asked where did you poop. He said in a straight face ” in my spider man sand castle bucket”. So he asked him how did you wipe? Again with the straight face and a smile ” I didn’t” !
You’re a funny dude, Tommy.
“Mostly cheesecake” – cracked me up man, this is a great bit, thanks for this Tommy.
Tldr: mostly cheesecake I guess
>TOLIET
I love poop jokes
What about when you really gotta go. I’m talking beer shiys and hot wings gotta go. And you’re rushing to the toilet only to find a nasty swampy stranger soup, waiting for you because the toilets clogged. That plunger would definitely save the day.
Oh I get it. It’s supposed to be funny. The laugh track didn’t really do it for me.
Even worse when there is a plunger in the bathroom and the top end of the stick of the plunger is covered in what looks like dried blood.