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Dude literally kept bumping into a annoying as hell girls like this a uni. It’d be 5 girlfriends together and they would block hallway, sidewalks, etc and go so ducking sloooooow
So glad when I finished gen ed, and didn’t bump into them anymore
It’s as if you live inside my mind. When I walk, I walk with purpose, to get to where I’m going. Can not stand slow walkers with complete lack of situational awareness.
Reminds me of the concept of [A Certain Shade of Green](https://youtu.be/fGzjtKmk9H0) by Incubus. Basically a song of a dude waiting for the person in the car in front of him to just fucking go.
>You gonna stand around til 2012 AD? What are you waiting for? A certain shade of green? I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
As a fast walker, it’s the medium walkers that bug me the most.
Slow walkers: you just scoot around them and suffer momentary awkwardness.
Medium walkers: gotta formula 1 this shit and overtake them slowly, making sure to maximize speed around corners and other people walking from the opposite direction, etc. Then you overtake them and have to maintain formula 1 speed for a bit to establish that, no, they are not fast walkers as they thought, but amongst the mediums that exist between.
I was biking yesterday and I almost hit SO MANY PEOPLE that just weren’t paying attention. Now here’s the thing is that in Chicago the bike and walking trails are separate along the lakefront but that matters to no one. Walkers will bring their whole unaware family up the the bike trail and just ….stop. cyclists will just stop making sure to place their bike all the way across the trail. People out on leisure rides just bob In and out of lanes. It’s a nightmare and I’m not even as fast as some of the other cyclists. These people have no idea how dangerous they are.
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Offer it to the goethe institute, maybe they are looking for additional materials to teach german culture….
How can I be laughing and having a high blood pressure attack at the same time?
This is brilliant. Amazing!
Dude literally kept bumping into a annoying as hell girls like this a uni. It’d be 5 girlfriends together and they would block hallway, sidewalks, etc and go so ducking sloooooow
So glad when I finished gen ed, and didn’t bump into them anymore
This song literally me, anger incarnate
Story of my life
This is my new theme song. It will be emanating from around me in public wherever I go.
The people that stop in the walk ways of grocery stores, or park their cart where you can’t get around them.
It’s as if you live inside my mind. When I walk, I walk with purpose, to get to where I’m going. Can not stand slow walkers with complete lack of situational awareness.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
Are you from New Jersey? This is very much the philosophy of everyone I know from Jersey
Am I the only one who doesn’t mind these people because you can just gently push them out of the way?
My anxiety thanks you.
Reminds me of the concept of [A Certain Shade of Green](https://youtu.be/fGzjtKmk9H0) by Incubus. Basically a song of a dude waiting for the person in the car in front of him to just fucking go.
>You gonna stand around til 2012 AD? What are you waiting for? A certain shade of green? I think I grew a gray watching you procrastinate.
Brilliant
Edit: Scrolled down to see [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/w1n4ah/matthew_wilder_break_my_stride/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) as the very next post lol
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School’s hallways in the nutshell
Shit dude…. this shit is awesome!
Nice unexpected 9 € ticket.
Oh look. It’s every person who lives in Maine.
This is the song of my life.
Now I have a soundtrack to my frustration. Thanks!
The worst kind of people are those who will overtake you on a footpath and then slow down once they’re in front of you like dude what’s the point?
I get this way when I’m driving on a single lane road and the asshat Infront of me is doing more than 10 mph below the speed limit
“It’s a sidewalk and not a sidestand” is the most German thing I’ve ever heard in the English language. Well done.
*Evergiven, not Evergreen.
Perfect loop
Change the slow person to a boomer and that’s my life everytime I go shopping.
As a fast walker I feel this deep in my soul.
Meep Meep, get out of the way!!
As a fast walker, it’s the medium walkers that bug me the most.
Slow walkers: you just scoot around them and suffer momentary awkwardness.
Medium walkers: gotta formula 1 this shit and overtake them slowly, making sure to maximize speed around corners and other people walking from the opposite direction, etc. Then you overtake them and have to maintain formula 1 speed for a bit to establish that, no, they are not fast walkers as they thought, but amongst the mediums that exist between.
I’ve obviously not thought about this a lot…
I made a song and animation about those people who always stand in your way. Hope you like it!
Good thing you’re on reddit because YouTube doesn’t give me any notification and doesn’t put it in my recommendations
That’s the most German thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a long while. And I fully agree.
We live in a society
This is a weirdly good loop
Cringe
Evergreen of public spaces lol I loved that part
Just do what I do in karf loudly like you have covered 19
I was biking yesterday and I almost hit SO MANY PEOPLE that just weren’t paying attention. Now here’s the thing is that in Chicago the bike and walking trails are separate along the lakefront but that matters to no one. Walkers will bring their whole unaware family up the the bike trail and just ….stop. cyclists will just stop making sure to place their bike all the way across the trail. People out on leisure rides just bob In and out of lanes. It’s a nightmare and I’m not even as fast as some of the other cyclists. These people have no idea how dangerous they are.
People at the grocery…