Except it’s not funny because it’s nonsensical on an airport sign. “Welcome home from jail” actually works because someone might be traveling home from prison. “Mom says we have to stop breastfeeding” doesn’t cause anyone to believe that you or your brother might still breastfeed.
Absolutely genius. ( and sorry about the breastfeeding.)
Wait… who’s breastfeeding who?
I appreciate that you indicted yourself in the joke too. You never see that in one of these.
I think we should be giving you suggestions for the war that has just begun….
“Welcome home, bro! Great news! She’s pregnant & her husband thinks it’s his.”
“Welcome back! Hope you remembered to bring the Vaseline this time.”
“Welcome (name)! STI/STD High Priority Shuttle”
And I’m sure Reddit can come up with better ones.
Anyone ever tell you that you look like Edward Snowden?
/r/im14andthisisfunny or something
Meh.
This is dumb and not funny congrats
Love the shirt.
If you a were a cow I’d never forget to milk you.😍
Cringe as hell.
When you write things out by hand, the sad face doesn’t have to be sideways 🙁
edgelord.
You are grown adults!
If you want to try to breastfeed each other your mom can’t legally stop you.
I’m just here for the comments 😂
🙁
Except it’s not funny because it’s nonsensical on an airport sign. “Welcome home from jail” actually works because someone might be traveling home from prison. “Mom says we have to stop breastfeeding” doesn’t cause anyone to believe that you or your brother might still breastfeed.
Painfully unfunny, unless you’re 12. The best part about joke pickup signs are that they play off the normal format. This is just a huge miss.
It’s LAX, no one gave it a second thought.
Some parents are so selfish
#Geez, I really appreciate the NSFW tag on this one, it really saved me my job
I’d be more embarrassed to be the sign holder. He pranked himself! Good sport tho
Not bitty now, bitty later!
/r/cringe
None of these airport pickup signs are ever funny
I knew a kid that breastfed until he was 6 or 7. It was strange watching him suck his mom’s titties. I won’t ever forget that.
Bro Hymn!
These signs can be funny when they’re believable enough to be taken seriously. With this one it’s obvious to anyone you’re just a clown.
Being picked up from LAX is with the public embarrassment. You’re a good brother.
People will do anything for attention.
This belongs on r/cringe