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Peruvian shamans doing a ritual before the Peru vs Brazil football match to stop Neymar.
Peruvian shamans doing a ritual before the Peru vs Brazil football match to stop Neymar.
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That will hurt hum lol
I’m sorry. Neymar-less team would still beat your team… easily
Well, if it’s fake then these people base their lives on a load of humbug and theatricals.
If it’s real then it’s cheating.
Not much to say really.
I mean, just go near Neymar, and just watch him keep rolling, rolling and rolling on the ground… you dont need no shamans…
It sure would be a shame if this made no impact at all.
Peruvians gotta do what they gotta do to help our soccer team.
Man i wish i was this famous and good that people dedicated their time to ruining me
Also…Walter the shaman? *Walter*?
How to do nothing and still think your helping.
Now I understand why even slightest touch hurts Neymar so much that he rolls
Imagine if Neymar walked by as they did this…awkward.
Look, I am by *no means* a superstitious or religious person.
That said, if they had *my* picture there with a voodoo doll or whatever the fuck that is, I’d be **sweating**.
all that to get destroyed
Neymar is not faking every time he takes a fall. He’s an actual voodoo doll.
Hmm… did the shamans win?
I think the Ho-Chunk in Wisconsin were doing something similar to Aaron Rogers right before the Jets game
The save trade is still very active across the globe, but yes, lets focus attention and put curses on football players.
It worked. Neymar didn’t score
I hope it works.
This is how all religions look to me. Christian/Catholic, Islam, Jewish, etc. Goofy.
And when the spirits tackle him, they say he is diving. Poor Neymar
Some humans are just stupid
I think i find a solution for the hungarian team to win XD
Did it work?