I don’t much care for bikini armor, but I can respect when its fans are up front and say, “I don’t care if it’s ridiculous, I just think it’s cool/sexy.” So I kinda roll my eyes when other fans try to argue, “Um, actually, there’s a perfectly legitimate, *non-horny* reason why these women would fight in metal underwear!”
I mean, if you could make your body invulnerable why would you wear anything except maybe something to keep your “dangling bits” from moving around too much
Edit: Wow, I didn’t expect this to be this controversial/unpopular, I was just thinking that it would be uncomfortable to have my testicles flopping around while running or fighting.
Basic wizards stuff man smaller armor means u dont have to use a slot for making your armor lighter. Guys can carry the plate armor so they just grab that anyways.
That and theres only realy a specific kind of dude putting the time in to max level enchanting.
I can understand when it’s an adult/risque/porn media: “You’re supposed to be aroused by this. That’s why they’re wearing so little.”
I can enjoy it when the verisimilitude of the universe explains it: “It’s made of a material dangerous to humans, but enhances whatever it makes physical contact with, so we balanced it with covering very little but the important parts.”
But I never liked it when it’s just *there* for no reason: “Oh this is a completely serious action military drama where we’re battling aliens, and everyone is wearing the same military uniforms… except the women. The women go topless and wear high heel boots despite it being a serious military.”
Fighter class, whatever… but when I’m playing a sorceress I demand to be half-naked and sexy. It’s like that song, ~ I’m a bitch. I’m a lover. Casting fireball. Dodge for cover! ~
I’ll say she’s wearing it wrong – all that shiny metal will negate any stealth benefits of her dark clothing – she should be wearing her cloak and hood over the top of it to cover the shine.
I don’t much care for bikini armor, but I can respect when its fans are up front and say, “I don’t care if it’s ridiculous, I just think it’s cool/sexy.” So I kinda roll my eyes when other fans try to argue, “Um, actually, there’s a perfectly legitimate, *non-horny* reason why these women would fight in metal underwear!”
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Fuck you I’ll use them as kneepads
I mean, if you could make your body invulnerable why would you wear anything except maybe something to keep your “dangling bits” from moving around too much
Edit: Wow, I didn’t expect this to be this controversial/unpopular, I was just thinking that it would be uncomfortable to have my testicles flopping around while running or fighting.
He’s got a point though. Less physical armor means less weight and consequently higher speed/agility.
That’s what Rings of Protection and Bracers of Armor are for.
Cockrings of Protection and Bras of Amor have completely different functions.
This is tits ahead
Kicking her in the back seemed a little harsh
…oh, it’s a cloak. I thought he was doing an exaggerated kick or something.
Because they have so much skin showing they work that much harder not to get hit.
I thought the last scene was him kicking them in the ass for a second lol
i mean sonic the hedgehog literally wears only gloves and shoes
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Basic wizards stuff man smaller armor means u dont have to use a slot for making your armor lighter. Guys can carry the plate armor so they just grab that anyways.
That and theres only realy a specific kind of dude putting the time in to max level enchanting.
Remember the first *Fantastic 4* movie? [On the bridge](https://youtu.be/tcsSUG9X8jA?t=111)? Same scam by the director.
Relevant manga:
https://mangadex.org/chapter/29d3171c-6974-4257-8a51-bfcb1800f3a1/4
I lost it at M’lady
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Has anyone here seen the YouTube channel Viva La Dirt League (VLDL) they did a skit about this meme. [equality in armor](https://youtu.be/3raNknAKQo8)
I can understand when it’s an adult/risque/porn media: “You’re supposed to be aroused by this. That’s why they’re wearing so little.”
I can enjoy it when the verisimilitude of the universe explains it: “It’s made of a material dangerous to humans, but enhances whatever it makes physical contact with, so we balanced it with covering very little but the important parts.”
But I never liked it when it’s just *there* for no reason: “Oh this is a completely serious action military drama where we’re battling aliens, and everyone is wearing the same military uniforms… except the women. The women go topless and wear high heel boots despite it being a serious military.”
Yeah but you should always have armor that actually protects you. What if you are hit by something that ignored magical protection?
Fighter class, whatever… but when I’m playing a sorceress I demand to be half-naked and sexy. It’s like that song, ~ I’m a bitch. I’m a lover. Casting fireball. Dodge for cover! ~
I’ll say she’s wearing it wrong – all that shiny metal will negate any stealth benefits of her dark clothing – she should be wearing her cloak and hood over the top of it to cover the shine.
Love it. I never get tired of poking fun at chainmail bikinis.