[ad_1]
Penis drawn on a mirror by thiefs who broke into my house last night
[ad_2]
View Reddit by marKew_ – View Source
[stackCommerce layout=”2″ count=”5″ sort=”best_sellers”][/stackCommerce]
[ad_1]
Penis drawn on a mirror by thiefs who broke into my house last night
[ad_2]
View Reddit by marKew_ – View Source
[stackCommerce layout=”2″ count=”5″ sort=”best_sellers”][/stackCommerce]
Nice fingerprints…
Holy fingerprints bro
Just throw your toothbrushes away.
They griefed u bro
Yo I’m laughing, but it’s not funny.
At least they have a sense of humor
That’s a real dick move.
Maybe it can help identify them in a lineup.
I’m sorry for your loss, but having just watched Home Alone, all I could think was “The Penis Bandits”
The balls on them
The Penis Gang: they’re right pricks.
Now you know they were male
Talk about being shafted
Dna if no gloves
Total dick thing to do
Would be a hint … And looking at your monitor in glass reflection, looks like you took it to your heart and watching some on internet too
What country?
It’s obviously a design for a better lock to use next time
How did they break in?
Hey could be useful if the police can get fingerprints from it.
No one is going to mention the dirty ass mirror?
They must be hardened criminals
What a weird thing to do.
Now you have to go through the penis mug shots of every male in France. Those lopsided balls will be a dead giveaway.
Wet dream bandits
Be afraid
It’s their calling card, much like the “Wet Bandits”
That’s just cold
You’re clearly dealing with professionals.
I dunno, I see a rocket ship.
What’s so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again didn’t you? You drew a dick on the mirror. What’s wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.
Adding (hilarious) insult to injury. Rascals.
….Thieves.
“[Who drew the dicks](https://www.netflix.com/title/80117545)?!”
You’ll need the ultimate sleuthing team.
1 thief. 2 thieves.
Funny how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised
Thats a good clue. They are very young
GEEZ WHERE’S THE NSFW TAG?!
I’m surprised you’re allowed to post a picture of the thieves self portrait! Disgusting!
I bet there is a fingerprint there.