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Our new janitor at my American Legion Post is computer savvy. New sign posted at the urinals:
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Our new janitor at my American Legion Post is computer savvy. New sign posted at the urinals:
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This man needs a promotion
I thought the joke was,” We aim to please. You aim too, please.”
My local VFW has “Hanoi Jane” bullseyes in the urinals. Priceless for those old enough to remember Jane Fonda’s crap.
TIL: One needs to understand and apply physics to pee properly.
Mind the angle of projection as well….
Our Legion post has those as well
Computer savvy = typing some words. Adding a 200×200 pixel image and printing.
Haha it’s like the aviation one. Pilots with short pitot tubes and low manifold pressure please stand closer!
Saw a similar one at the O Club at NAS Miramar:
“Pilots experiencing low manifold pressure are instructed to taxi closer to the terminal.”
its a perfectly average barrel length
My vision is 30 fps, that’s why my aim is wrong
Somebody got their laminator working.
Though this was r/airsoft for a second XD
r/thanksmanagement will like this
But I bet that guy 5,000 dollars that not only could I piss all over your bar, but you would laugh about it. By the way here is your 1,000 dollars.
“Shorter barrels” 💀💀
I rifled my barrel for greater precision
[Algerian font](https://fontsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/Algerian-Font.jpg)
Since hi use “u” instead of “you” I’m shitting on the floor. He can use all the time he saved to clean it up.
Fr. I used to clean men’s restroom and they’d pee all over the floor
Splash damage is so understated
Stay on target…
He should be beaten for using that font.
These signs make no sense to me. Who is going to stand close with a sign like that. This is how you get piss on the floor because they have equated standing near the urinal as having a small dick. Now it if said “big dick dudes crowd the urinal so we don’t have to be embarrassed”. That would get everyone close to the urinal.
I can snipe the target from across the entire bathroom due to my extremely high velocity rounds.
Your idea of computer-savvy is a printed sign thumbtacked to a bulletin board? Smartest baby killer, I guess.
That looks like the sign a SCFGPA
His use of “u” instead of you really bothers the fuck out of me.
Whether your dong is too short or pump is too weak, step a little closer or you’ll piss on your feet
We aim to please; you aim, too, please.
He should have put a QR code
I’ve seen a sign on before that said “take another step, your not as tall as you think”
I didn’t know you could print color using The Print Shop on an Apple II. He must be using the online emulator cause I would know what font anywhere.
Problem is, who’s gonna admit to having a shorter barrel?
We aim to please. You aim too, please.