Alan Johnson (crazed and confident): The time has come for you to learn about Project Zeus. The meaning of Project Zeus is: Why can’t Marketing be an arm of Sales?
Mark (infatuated and spellbound): I don’t know, Alan. *Thousands* of reasons! But… also… kind of… *none!*
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Center the cuffs!
They knew what they were doing.
Wait until H&R enters the chat .
You mean picture you created.
We beat the competition.
Last place I worked had a whole building called the S and M building.
I’m so funny. ^Hey ^Everyone come see how funny I am
Isn’t the BD part the handcuff parts? And the S&M part is supposed to be a crop or a whip?
It’s missing one part: (B)usiness, (D)evelopment, (S)ales & (M)arketing.
Why is this in color, when there are *50 shades of grey* you could have used?
Project Zeus
Makes sense for the two departments of soulless propagandists.
“This department has been handcuffed in the past, but we’ve tied up the problems and we’re here to whip everyone into action.”
-OP’s Boss, probably.
Feel like sales fits better as masochist while marketing fits better as masochist.
Someone knew what they were doing.
Alan Johnson (crazed and confident): The time has come for you to learn about Project Zeus. The meaning of Project Zeus is: Why can’t Marketing be an arm of Sales?
Mark (infatuated and spellbound): I don’t know, Alan. *Thousands* of reasons! But… also… kind of… *none!*
Alan Johnson approves
r/theyknew
Welcome to Sales and Marketing! Two Drink Minimum…
Wait until the Business Development team hears about this.
Huge merger with Sales and Marketing
The BDSM Department
We have a BDSM channel – business development, sales and marketing
this is the SM in BDSM
find the older married coworkers with the pineapple tattoo
you finally cracked Project Zeus
Na na na come on.
“Created by you”
I like that kink.
lol