I hear it’s much better there than the vagina roast beef. Apparently, the vagina roast beef looks and tastes like low-hanging mud flaps dragging behind a semi.
Interestingly, “low-hanging mud flaps dragging behind a semi” is a new flavor of brownish/pinkish ice cream for Ben and Jerry’s.
Well, it **IS** the answer to life…..
Made from ‘free range’ vaginas?!?!
Goes great with a tossed salad.
Vaginal Trichinosis sounds like an awesome Death Metal band name.
Now you can say you ate one, OP, if you bought it.
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I hear it’s much better there than the vagina roast beef. Apparently, the vagina roast beef looks and tastes like low-hanging mud flaps dragging behind a semi.
Interestingly, “low-hanging mud flaps dragging behind a semi” is a new flavor of brownish/pinkish ice cream for Ben and Jerry’s.
That’s actually pretty reasonable.
Pussy pork. Beaver bacon. Loins loin.
When your mum’s an organ donor.
Thats a bit fishy
Smells like fish, tastes like chicken…
It’s a sick business 👀
“If it smells like fish, it doesn’t mean it’s spoiled”
The business next door offers labiaplasy
Those pigs must be huge!
I’m from the commonwealth and approve of this message
taste salty or bitter? asking for a friend
That’s the best kind
Are these from Grass fed free to roam Vaginas?
VAGINA IS FOR LOVERS
42$ ??????whaaat??? daaaaamn, to hell with it, i’d rather eat salmonella-ed chicken flesh, although vagina ham sounds tasty..
That’s a bargain really.
Well….. How do we test it?
Oh yeah that’s really good with an std sauce
If it’s anything close to a Tenga sleeve…maybe.
It’s fucking great ham
That’s what a girl I dated in college called my penis. I’m still not sure if it was a compliment or not.
*Kermit the frog enters the chat*
Behind the store is cheaper.
Mmm… ham wallet.
I’ll take your entire stock
I’ll take a pound of that! How’s the camel toe?
It’s curtains for the employee who made that mistake.
Um, do they carry the low-salt version, I have to watch my sodium intake.
Something fishy about that
Very affordable.
With a lactobacillus glaze.
Something’s fishy…
Meat purse
That’s about the third date price. Any coupons?
Leftovers after vaginoplasty
Just don’t get it with cheese.
Make a wallet out of it. A ham wallet.
So much haram, so very un-kosher.
We CANNOT keep letting her get away with this! Someone needs to stop Gwyneth Paltrow!