A wedding I was in had the best man telling a lengthy story about how he met the groom in college and how they tried to open an heroine den as a means of making money together. Went on for at least 5 minutes.
At one point the bride pipes up and says “hey, my grandmother is here” to which the best man responds “and I am sure she is aware that heroine is a terrible terrible drug that is very difficult to make money from”
Entire thing was made up. The grooms side of the wedding was absolutely dying laughing because we understood the best man’s humor. Most of the wife’s side understood it was a joke, but apparently the father of the bride had to field a few awkward questions that evening.
“ None of you know Ryan like I do. Not you, not you, not you, not you, not nobody knows Ryan like i do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact more important than blood. What i can tell you is this, this is not Ryan’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple years ago…”
His new wife is laughing hard enough…think she loves the joke lol
Ryan was looking REALLY worried for a moment there.
Dude totally likes like he’s saying to himself, ‘don’t say Becky. Don’t say Becky. Don’t say…strippers…hahaha…yeah, strippers!’
He 100% waited on his wife to laugh before he did.
Jesus he’s terrible at reading a simple sentence.
Ok, but why is the groom giving the speech while he’s also sitting at the table?
This idea of turning weddings into roasts is as stupid as the cake-in-the-face stupidity.
Whooo…thats was one hell of a gamble my man took there. He better thank his lucky stars that got a nice laugh
It was funny but kids sure likes to inflate the word epic…
Plot twist: she was a stripper & they met while she was at work
I usually give my money to charity.
But only destiny was working tonight.
If it is your best… Your bar is low
Ooooo he was so nervous about that joke
she laughed first, he’s fine.
Here’s a personal rule that I have and I would suggest you adopt for yourself:
You get to apply the word “epic” to one thing a year.
A wedding I was in had the best man telling a lengthy story about how he met the groom in college and how they tried to open an heroine den as a means of making money together. Went on for at least 5 minutes.
At one point the bride pipes up and says “hey, my grandmother is here” to which the best man responds “and I am sure she is aware that heroine is a terrible terrible drug that is very difficult to make money from”
Entire thing was made up. The grooms side of the wedding was absolutely dying laughing because we understood the best man’s humor. Most of the wife’s side understood it was a joke, but apparently the father of the bride had to field a few awkward questions that evening.
Edit: Heroin (the drug) not heroine
That was fantastic
Her reaction was the best part.
Was about to pull a will smith if his wife didn’t laugh
That was a laugh of relief, no question
It was his destiny
The look on the husband’s face was terror hoping his homeboy wasn’t going to slip up
This is good.
The bride was shocked instead of laughing only did so when she started hearing laughter from the guests
I love that she’s such a good sport about it.
He was shitting bricks
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Wow, great delivery /s
Billiam
Ryan, your wife is going to be suspicious of every little grocery run. For the rest of your marriage.
“Let me laugh so I don’t look suspicious
”
Ryan was worried some secrets might spill out
Apologies, but that’s really the worst joke I’ve ever heard, and if true, absolutely pathetic.
“ None of you know Ryan like I do. Not you, not you, not you, not you, not nobody knows Ryan like i do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact more important than blood. What i can tell you is this, this is not Ryan’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple years ago…”
He laughed with no soul
Well, it started off poorly, tailed off in the middle and the least said about the end, the better.
HHAHAAAHAAA DID HE ReAlLy SaY ThE StrIPpErS?!?!
Hahhaaaa MAAAADLAAAAD
That’s so fucking not funny. Go to not funny jail
Is this r/cringe or r/funny?
He took like 2 seconds to figure it out and breathe
Gold
My boy was waiting for his bride’s reaction before he started to laugh.
I don’t care who you are that’s some funny stuff