By the look of the trailer they’ve squeezed in all the games, which makes no sense, what are they gonna do if they want a sequel? Fuck sully doesn’t even have a mustache in poster, by the end of the trailer it has growing into one…
Looks just about as generic as can be. Really, everything about this movie just screams ‘GENERIC MEDIOCRE ADVENTURE THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND ENJOYABLE, BUT WILL FORGET THREE HOURS LATER’, which is disappointing, coz the Uncharted games are amazing.
You know when like a new Transformers movie comes out and some way off-brand studio like The Asylum releases like TRANSMORPHERS or ROBOCARS or some shit?
This poster looks like Disney is releasing a new INDIANA JONES movie and The Asylum heard about it.
Naughty Dog said it best long ago when they had the OG dev team.
When asked about a live action movie the lead dev said “I don’t think it needs one, I feel we told the story the best.”
Gaming adaptations are possible but we have to many expectations. Even in cartoons. Imagine if the voice actor for Homer Simpson died and they got say Andy Dick to replace him and not alter his voice. You can’t do that, we have an expectation.
It’s why Clark Kent actors have a specific look, was set by Chris Reeves. The fans would not accept a Luke that didn’t somewhat look like Luke.
All those guys in the boats look like they’re standing. Some intern probably cropped out their legs and placed their upper halves “inside” the boats. I love it.
Edit: ESPECIALLY the guy on the left in the middle boat.
We got your blue! We got your orange! We got your collage of actors with the major characters physically larger than the minor ones! We got circles! We got rays of light! Now come see the damn picture!
People got so vocally pissed about Sully not having a moustache that they ended up adding a scene with him and his moustache into the theatrical trailers just to show they understand the lore of the game. This movie is going to be a mediocre action movie at best.
Mark looks… off?
looks like dog shit
It’s what I would expect
By the look of the trailer they’ve squeezed in all the games, which makes no sense, what are they gonna do if they want a sequel? Fuck sully doesn’t even have a mustache in poster, by the end of the trailer it has growing into one…
Generic movie poster that long term uncharted fans would barely recognize that it’s about uncharted.
They did the thing
Looks just about as generic as can be. Really, everything about this movie just screams ‘GENERIC MEDIOCRE ADVENTURE THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND ENJOYABLE, BUT WILL FORGET THREE HOURS LATER’, which is disappointing, coz the Uncharted games are amazing.
Not crazy about the cast
If there was ever a time to go with the Drew Struzan style this was it.
Wasted opportunity
I love that the lady on the left is holding a torch because that hasn’t been done before so this poster is fresh and original.
You know when like a new Transformers movie comes out and some way off-brand studio like The Asylum releases like TRANSMORPHERS or ROBOCARS or some shit?
This poster looks like Disney is releasing a new INDIANA JONES movie and The Asylum heard about it.
Mark Wahlberg as Sully is one of the most miscast roles I’ve ever seen.
This one does not bring joy
Yet another movie that’ll be played in heavy rotation on TNT, TBS, USA, and FX in 10 months.
I pass
Why it gotta be marky mark though?
Today I learned that Antonio Banderas is in it…
My prediction:
The only good thing in this movie is going to be Antonio Banderas.
You Already Saw Spider Man Twice, So Just See This Now: The Movie
Naughty Dog said it best long ago when they had the OG dev team.
When asked about a live action movie the lead dev said “I don’t think it needs one, I feel we told the story the best.”
Gaming adaptations are possible but we have to many expectations. Even in cartoons. Imagine if the voice actor for Homer Simpson died and they got say Andy Dick to replace him and not alter his voice. You can’t do that, we have an expectation.
It’s why Clark Kent actors have a specific look, was set by Chris Reeves. The fans would not accept a Luke that didn’t somewhat look like Luke.
Shoulda did this years ago and got Bruce Campbell as sully
This is going to hurt… my favourite video game Franchise and they will completely butcher it
Man I hate the fact wallburger is in this
Looks terrible
it’s hilarious how giant wahlberg looks like he’s cradling/spooning lil banderas and so forth to torch lady
Looks so bad. And Holland is completely miscast in this.
A video game adaptation movie starring Mark Wahlberg, what could go wrong?
Antonio Bendaras doesn’t even get his name on the poster? Really??
All those guys in the boats look like they’re standing. Some intern probably cropped out their legs and placed their upper halves “inside” the boats. I love it.
Edit: ESPECIALLY the guy on the left in the middle boat.
We got your blue! We got your orange! We got your collage of actors with the major characters physically larger than the minor ones! We got circles! We got rays of light! Now come see the damn picture!
What a completely generic looking thing
People got so vocally pissed about Sully not having a moustache that they ended up adding a scene with him and his moustache into the theatrical trailers just to show they understand the lore of the game. This movie is going to be a mediocre action movie at best.
I can’t wait to see this movie!
On a Wednesday
When I’m home sick and it’s on TNT
In five years.