Swap out that picture of Pratt with one of him on a cliffside relieving himself onto the bottom half of the poster and you’ve got an accurate depiction of what’s in store.
This film should be basically rednecks out slaughtering invasive species, and taxidermists having heart attacks when they see what they bring him.
If they’re loose in the wild, they need to die. It’s like an oil spill. Human created, detrimental to the natural environment, humans must clean it up.
I know a lot of people here are disregarding this movie and this series now, and that’s completely valid and fine.
But for me, Jurassic Park is the earliest memory I have. I remember being very young and popping in the VHS for both Jurassic Park and later on Jurassic Park III (took me awhile to watch the Lost World). However, this series means a lot to me. It’s the reason why I pursued my major and why I am where I am now. I will love every movie, regardless of quality and I will buy tickets ASAP.
Big heads can’t be avoided and ofc it’s the last chapter… before a new trilogy, but mostly I’m bothered about that bright light coming through dinos eye. That’s distracting as hell. Is that supposed to be some thing lore wise?
I guess people like Pratt and Howard but does anyone give a shit about any of the other new characters they are going to waste screentime on? Could have brought back more legacy characters instead
Let me guess. They’re going to turn likeable characters of Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill and Laura Dern into an annoying and unlikeable characters in this movie just like in Jurassic World where I freaking hated everyone in that movie and wanted them all to die.
I think one of the most interesting thing about this movie is that the shitty netflix movie the bubble was supposedly based on the making of this movie.
In that movie when they say it’s up to us and Tom cruise to save the industry, as the only 2 big movies in production , that was actually true at a point in time
Who wants to bet the next trailer will start with piano clinks, continue with a slowed melancholy version of the original theme, and conclude with a nostalgia bait one-liner from Alan Grant?
I really enjoyed Jurassic World for what it was (not a Jurassic Park replacement). The second was awful, and I’m not even interested in the third. I’ll probably watch it eventually on a streaming service one night with a six pack of beers lol.
Milk that dead cow
Maybe it’s the lighting, but the photoshop job done on Sam Neill’s head looks very strange
Swap out that picture of Pratt with one of him on a cliffside relieving himself onto the bottom half of the poster and you’ve got an accurate depiction of what’s in store.
Indiana Bones and the Raiders of the Lost Park
Saw the trailer yesterday can’t wait
I felt absolutely nothing when I watched the Dominion trailer. Just…let this come and go without a sound.
“Member the three guys from the last film, I member”
Beating them dead dinosaurs for all they’re worth. Which is a lot.
Another *thrilling* chapter in the JPCU
This film should be basically rednecks out slaughtering invasive species, and taxidermists having heart attacks when they see what they bring him.
If they’re loose in the wild, they need to die. It’s like an oil spill. Human created, detrimental to the natural environment, humans must clean it up.
I know a lot of people here are disregarding this movie and this series now, and that’s completely valid and fine.
But for me, Jurassic Park is the earliest memory I have. I remember being very young and popping in the VHS for both Jurassic Park and later on Jurassic Park III (took me awhile to watch the Lost World). However, this series means a lot to me. It’s the reason why I pursued my major and why I am where I am now. I will love every movie, regardless of quality and I will buy tickets ASAP.
Needs more blue /s
Big heads can’t be avoided and ofc it’s the last chapter… before a new trilogy, but mostly I’m bothered about that bright light coming through dinos eye. That’s distracting as hell. Is that supposed to be some thing lore wise?
I guess people like Pratt and Howard but does anyone give a shit about any of the other new characters they are going to waste screentime on? Could have brought back more legacy characters instead
The characters discover a secret cave on an island where Spielberg is hooked up to a machine, draining him of life to continue the JP series.
Trash
Need more faces.
I like the amber color scheme even if it’s more of the lazy floating heads thing.
Too much love for this minute by this sub 😆😆. But who cares, another Billion dollar gross loading 😎😎.
I for one just can’t wait, great poster, beautiful featurette, just bring it on..!!
Let me guess. They’re going to turn likeable characters of Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill and Laura Dern into an annoying and unlikeable characters in this movie just like in Jurassic World where I freaking hated everyone in that movie and wanted them all to die.
Love this!
Why are there people in this poster? Does anyone watch it for the people?
Lol the head of Sam Neill has being cut and pasted to another body.
I think one of the most interesting thing about this movie is that the shitty netflix movie the bubble was supposedly based on the making of this movie.
In that movie when they say it’s up to us and Tom cruise to save the industry, as the only 2 big movies in production , that was actually true at a point in time
Ditch the upper half, then it’s gonna be fine
I don’t care how terrible it might and probably will be. Sam Neil is enough to get me excited for this movie.
Who wants to bet the next trailer will start with piano clinks, continue with a slowed melancholy version of the original theme, and conclude with a nostalgia bait one-liner from Alan Grant?
I really enjoyed Jurassic World for what it was (not a Jurassic Park replacement). The second was awful, and I’m not even interested in the third. I’ll probably watch it eventually on a streaming service one night with a six pack of beers lol.
Whoop Whoop
Omg look it’s star lord!!!
Wow
Thought this poster was for the new Indiana Jones film for a second.
No title trend continues
Stop the carnage for god sake
I actually like this lol
Where the dinosaurs
No.
Pratt doesn’t deserve to be larger on the poster than Neill and Goldblum.
Why? Lol
How embarrassing
Please, just stop now
Missed an opportunity to say :
“An Adventure 65,000,029 Years in the Making”
Man this franchise has gone to shit
I miss when movie posters were good. So much.
This poster looks like it was ripped straight from the 2000’s
conclussion! yeah right, sure
Jurassic Cash Grab 3
The old crew is back!