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[OC] This sign on a person’s house in Calgary.
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If you want to be broke, find Jesus
Jesus isn’t on the ballot…
lol that pretty much sums it up
‘Seriously, unless you are giving away free beer’…
Does this Jesus guy have hair plugs in the front and is pulling the rest of his hair up from the back? Is he also morbidly obese and afraid to wear masks?
Nice human deterrent there
You have found Jesus, yes, but have you found Chtulhu?
So, you’re voting for Jesus?
“Sir your house is on fire”
That tricky messiah! Where was he hiding all these centuries?
I used to sell vacuums door to door and this wouldn’t deter me in the least. Customers can make payments, barter other property, charge vacuum to a credit card, borrow from a relative, etc.
Translation: we gave all our money to the church and we now have nothing to show for it.
Tell them to send him to US when they are done with him.
They forgot to take the plastic wrap off the sign… Better knock on the door and let them know
They forgot, “My car is still under a manufacturer’s 10-year warranty. “
“Please GO AWAY!!”….seems like something Jesus would say
Mine says unless you have pizza or a package, fuck off!
I have that exact sign outside my door. The idiots still knock.
We are bad at photoshop.
“Your garage door is open…”
But I am selling girl scout cookies
When did Bilbo Baggins move to Calgary?
*Hello, we have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty*
“Solicitation of any kind at this house is subject to a 20$ a minute charge for my time. Knocking upon my door is accepting and agreeing to these terms.”
LETS GO OILERS
My money, soul, time.
These things you shall not possess.
No soliciting.
Door-to-door solicitors suck. Piss off with that shit.
You may have found Jesus, but have you heard….
The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise……….
Great sign 😂
Can you please tell us where is Jesus?
That’s entirely fair at this point
To broke to buy anything yet still vote for the people that make us too broke to buy anything but thank god for Jesus.
Do you think they would appreciate you knocking to compliment the sign?
Nice font
And yet someone will still ring your doorbell and ask you to donate to this or that cause.
I didn’t know Jesus was missing!
They didn’t even take it out of the plastic.
I have a newspaper subscription for them so there’s still a chance
But I want to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty.
Do you need a new set of knives or a vacuum?
Door bell rings any way… We’ve been trying to reach you.
They forgot to tell amway people to go away.
I work an Amazon…. Not to be a buzzkill but I see this everywhere lmao
> We have found Jesus
Yeah, [Supply Line Jesus](https://imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp).
I do door to door sales. My favorite is “seriously, don’t make this weird”
[I made my own sign](https://i.imgur.com/zT4gqGi.jpg) that, funny enough, has VERY similar wording! It hangs on the wall right next to my front door when you approach it. I used to have just a plain “no soliciting”sign in the same place, but people kept knocking on my door. Ever since I put this one up, no knocks or doorbell rings.
Ah but i noticed the seal on your windows looked a little worn out 🙂