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Yes, let’s ban fornication amongst everyone who supports that sign.
I’m not sure what the 3rd choice is but I’m picking it
Nothing says love more than some hellfire
>Hebrews 5:9 — ESV
>9 And a being made perfect, he became the source of eternal salvation to all who obey him,
>Hebrews 5:9 — The New International Version (NIV)
>9 and, once made perfect, he became the source of eternal salvation for all who obey him
>Hebrews 5:9 — King James Version (KJV 1900)
>9 And being made perfect, he became the author of eternal salvation unto all them that obey him;
>Hebrews 5:9 — New Living Translation (NLT)
>9 In this way, God qualified him as a perfect High Priest, and he became the source of eternal salvation for all those who obey him.
>Hebrews 5:9 — The New King James Version (NKJV)
>9 And having been perfected, He became the author of eternal salvation to all who obey Him,
>Hebrews 5:9 — New Century Version (NCV)
>9 And because his obedience was perfect, he was able to give eternal salvation to all who obey him.
>Hebrews 5:9 — American Standard Version (ASV)
>9 and having been made perfect, he became unto all them that obey him the author of eternal salvation;
>Hebrews 5:9 — 1890 Darby Bible (DARBY)
>9 and having been perfected, became to all them that obey him, author of eternal salvation;
>Hebrews 5:9 — GOD’S WORD Translation (GW)
>9 After he had finished his work, he became the source of eternal salvation for everyone who obeys him.
>Hebrews 5:9 — The Holman Christian Standard Bible (HCSB)
>9 After He was perfected, He became the source of eternal salvation for all who obey Him,
>Hebrews 5:9 — The New Revised Standard Version (NRSV)
>9 and having been made perfect, he became the source of eternal salvation for all who obey him,
>Hebrews 5:9 — The Lexham English Bible (LEB)
>9 and being perfected, he became the source of eternal salvation to all those who obey him,
>Hebrews 5:9 — New International Reader’s Version (1998) (NIrV)
>9 In that way he was made perfect. Eternal salvation comes from him. He saves all those who obey him.
>Hebrews 5:9 — New American Standard Bible: 1995 Update (NASB95)
>9 And having been made perfect, He became to all those who obey Him the source of eternal salvation,
I dunno but it looks like the Dayton Street Preachers are going to hell according to this sign.
Heaven vs Hell – whatever.
WHY IS SANTA CLAUS DRIVING THE TRUCK? That is the real question here!! And it’s red!
With the ‘liars and hypocrites’ comment – are they actually targeting conservatives?
3rd option: chuckle and carry on with life.
But he loves you. – George Carlin
Wonder how much money it would be to replace that. I’d pitch in…
Obey my ass.
Riiiight… Kindaaa cringe.
Hell doesn’t seem too bad considering all my friends will be there
“Hyprocrites”
Surely none of the beliefs or behaviors of those who paid for this sign are hypocritical. Definitely not.
Damn fornicators
Fellowship of the elect?
What the fuck does that mean? Like, public office elect? Or are they lightning type?
I see Santa smokin crack.
Or he’ll what?
We get to choose?
Do I obey Jesus or Hell?
Which one has all the abortions and drunkards?
Okay, I’ll pick “Obey Hell” then.
Is this in Cincy?
Should we be worried about thr truck driver made of taffey clutching his pearls?
Hypocrites eh……how ironic
Don’t be a religious fruitcake and live a relatively normal life. 🤷🏻♂️
Can we please talk about how the truck driver looks like Mr. Frederickson from “Up”?
I thought it was a recruitment ad for republican politicians.
These book clubs are getting out of hand.
Hell is where the party is at.
Hail Odin!
Absolutely!
3. REALITY
Feels like a threat…
Yet the person who pays for this likely worships Trump as the second coming
All glory to hypnotoad
Hell sounds like a typical house party at 4:30am.
So that billboard is saying Jesus wants us to fornicate, have abortions, lie, be hypocritical and a drunk?
No hate so pure as Christian love.
Reminds me of the Rowan Atkinson “Welcome to Hell” comedy sketch.
Murderers, over here. Looters and pillagers – over there please, thieves if you could join them, and bank managers …
Fornicators, if you could step forward – my God there are a lot of you. Could I split you up into adulterers and the rest? Adulterers if you could just form a line in front of that small guillotine there.
Okay …
Americans, are you here? Look, I’m sorry about this, apparently God had some fracas with your founding fathers and damned the entire race into perpetuity. He sends particular condolences to the Mormons who He realises put in a lot of work. That’s the way the wafer crumbles. The Iranians, I’m afraid, can’t be with us – someone’s been holding them in purgatory for about nine months.
Sodomites, over there against the wall.
Atheists! Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of charlies.
Okay, and Christians! Christians? Ah yes, I’m sorry, I’m afraid the Jews were right.
Okay, Moonies, maniacs, marmite eaters, male models, masochists, mass murderers and
masseurs, if you could take a pew at the back – with the Methodists that is.
Now, you’re the lot who used to kill whales, is that right? Ah, yes, I must remember – I’ve
got some strips to tear off you bastards later.
Everyone who saw Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” – I’m afraid He can’t take a joke after all.
Whew, good thing they don’t mention junkies, I’m safe for now.