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Tell it like it is, my guy
So this guy is potentially “RINO hunting”. He’s not saying “Traitor Abbott” because he doesn’t like Republicans. He’s saying “Traitor Greg Abbott” because he thinks Abbott isn’t right wing enough.
Just a possibility. I don’t see anything on this sign that sounds like a thing a red-state Democrat would say. This reads more like someone who’s six layers deep into a conspiracy pie and thinks Abbott and Paxton are actually communist Marxist socialist pedophiles or something.
Points for “douche nozzle.”
Make sure you ask Abbott about all the reliability upgrades he made sure to add to the Texas electric grid…
I seen Greg Abbot at an Rangers game and he REFUSED to stand for the national anthem! He is a RINO!!! /s
Yo I’ve been using douche nozzle for years and this is the first time I’ve seen it in print.
I’m a fan of the term because I feel as though the bag is really not part of the apparatus. You could use a rigged up zip lock bag, bucket, oranything that can hold water and drop it into a tube while gravity does its job. The nozzle itself is what is specially shaped to be inserted into the anus. It bears the brunt of shit covering and stays inside for an extended period of time. I like the aesthetic audible qualities of douche bag too just because of the cadence and staccato nature of it but douche nozzle really gets a finer, less ambiguous, and I would say more aggressive point across. It also has significantly more shock value due to its limited use.
Anyway, I’m proud that this wonderful insult has been placed on such a deserving person. Fuck you Greg Assbot
Can this subreddit not just be political karma farming? “The right is bad the left is good” 80k upvotes 600 awards
Hell of a way to talk about your almost certainly re-elected governor
My wife is full MAGA.
Moms Against Greg Abbott
I agree, not a huge Abbot fan and I think the sign is a good description of him but the alternatives are even scarier. The other republicans in the primary were ridiculous and Beto may be the dumbest man (or women) is Texas. Beto has a major issue with actually telling the truth as well or even knowing where he stands on issues. His stump speech changes every news or polling cycle. It’s terrible Texas doesn’t have a better choice of leaders.
I hope he can get 17 million of his close Texas friends to vote for Beto.
Hey look, a picture of a sign with some uninsightful political text on it!
[chef’s kiss]
Republicans are destroying the US and it’s the greatest show on earth.
Based.
Douche Nozzle, that’s my go to, for the next 6 months… 👏