Reminds me of a comic ~~one~~ I saw as a kid in a porno mag where a guy goes to a library and the librarian is of course gorgeous with big revealing tits and he says
“Hi, I’d like to take out a book on premature ejacul…-h…ah…ah”
Minor rant, I work at a sex shop, and I swear to god I’m so sick of getting men coming in *every day* who refuse to listen to my advice about this.
The best ways to treat a bad case of the premie semies are
* mentally check out of the situation, count your strokes like a metronome, think of something unsexy
* try to take longer in solo-play, don’t just rub one out real quick or you’ll train your body to get it over with faster, edge a bit
* try using a stroker sleeve toy like a Fleshlight more instead of your hand in solo-play, so your body gets used to experiencing that slick, soft texture and isn’t just immediately overwhelmed by the sensation during sex
and MOST importantly, if you’re too tired to continue after orgasm and often just tap out and leave your partner unsatisfied,
* give your partner an orgasm BEFORE penetrative sex, use your hands or mouth or a toy.
But no, they all just want to buy benzocaine numbing creams and sprays like it’s some magic solution where they don’t have to do any work. And when I tell them those products work *best* with a condom, to A) reduce sensation further, B) ensure you stay in contact with the numbing agent and don’t have to wipe it off, and C) ***don’t numb your partner as well***, they just laugh and say, “Oh, we don’t use condoms!”
The number of people complaining about the last panel being unnecessary is like half of the comments.
Why don’t any of you take the time to look to see if someone else has made that comment before you comment? There is a comment search feature that makes this possible to do within seconds. If you find the comment you were going to make, simply upvote it or respond to it and say “I agree” while upvoting it.
I used to appreciate corny comics like this when they existed as the one oasis of color and levity in something boring like a newspaper, especially as a kid. They were like that one available cartoon really early in the morning or super late at night that wasn’t actually good, but appreciated for being there.
No shade to OP I just feel like this style of humor is outdated in a modern online context.
Not again
👵🏻Let’s see how long you last here
Have a seat in the lobby and think about baseball.
a true wizard comes neither too late nor too early
he comes precisely when he means to
Sorry to be *that* guy
But I personally think the joke would have worked better without the third pannel
But that’s my fetish.
Funnier without the last panel.
Man’s awfully forthcoming with the receptionist
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Plenty of time to do it again
The 3rd tile wasn’t necesary. The joke was finished after the 2nd tile
A lot of people saying remove the 3rd panel entirely but I’d just remove the text from the 3rd panel.
Hi guys,
I’m taking additional names for the”I can’t ejaculate” club meeting.
Let me know if you can’t come.
God dammit that’s so good lol
I feel like this one of those cases where the joke would land far better if you just skipped the third panel.
Reminds me of a comic ~~one~~ I saw as a kid in a porno mag where a guy goes to a library and the librarian is of course gorgeous with big revealing tits and he says
“Hi, I’d like to take out a book on premature ejacul…-h…ah…ah”
Would have been funnier if I didn’t know the punch line before reading the joke .
This is perhaps the laziest, easiest joke possible — but put to pictures.
Lame.
Minor rant, I work at a sex shop, and I swear to god I’m so sick of getting men coming in *every day* who refuse to listen to my advice about this.
The best ways to treat a bad case of the premie semies are
* mentally check out of the situation, count your strokes like a metronome, think of something unsexy
* try to take longer in solo-play, don’t just rub one out real quick or you’ll train your body to get it over with faster, edge a bit
* try using a stroker sleeve toy like a Fleshlight more instead of your hand in solo-play, so your body gets used to experiencing that slick, soft texture and isn’t just immediately overwhelmed by the sensation during sex
and MOST importantly, if you’re too tired to continue after orgasm and often just tap out and leave your partner unsatisfied,
* give your partner an orgasm BEFORE penetrative sex, use your hands or mouth or a toy.
But no, they all just want to buy benzocaine numbing creams and sprays like it’s some magic solution where they don’t have to do any work. And when I tell them those products work *best* with a condom, to A) reduce sensation further, B) ensure you stay in contact with the numbing agent and don’t have to wipe it off, and C) ***don’t numb your partner as well***, they just laugh and say, “Oh, we don’t use condoms!”
The number of people complaining about the last panel being unnecessary is like half of the comments.
Why don’t any of you take the time to look to see if someone else has made that comment before you comment? There is a comment search feature that makes this possible to do within seconds. If you find the comment you were going to make, simply upvote it or respond to it and say “I agree” while upvoting it.
It doesn’t need the third panel.
Did anyone already say that or did I come too late?
would be better without the last panel
I went to a Halloween party in nothing but a pair of jeans.
When people asked me what my costume was, I said, “Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants.”
This is terrible.
I used to appreciate corny comics like this when they existed as the one oasis of color and levity in something boring like a newspaper, especially as a kid. They were like that one available cartoon really early in the morning or super late at night that wasn’t actually good, but appreciated for being there.
No shade to OP I just feel like this style of humor is outdated in a modern online context.
The third panel kills the joke.
I loled.
This would have been shit even without the final panel.
Would have been a better joke if it was just the first two panels.
This is a bad joke and I’m mad it has 20k upvotes…
Last panel is completely unnecessary and ruins an already average joke.