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[NSFW] For 16 years I have asked my wife for the same birthday gift. This year she finally pulled through! Should last at least a handful of nights. I love when things like this come together!
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What does it smell like?
Larry Flynt’s fingers?
It kind of smells like if you were eating a fish stick while pumping gas.
Damn that’s an old Playboy.
Back in the day my buddy’s and I were trying to figure out what the weirdest two items you could purchase at a convenience store. We decided on diapers and porn. This has been gifted at numerous wedding showers over the years.
My brother got married later in life. He is a wood worker, car enthusiast, welder, general over all tinkerer. He spends a great deal of time in his garage/shop and he always has a girly calendar on the wall.
The first Christmas they were married she got him a girly calendar – with her face over the model’s faces. The exact same picture over every model’s face – for twelve months.
She is awesome.
This is why hookers don’t date clients lol
Dang December 1995. Might have to find that Jerry story
Yo… I need to know about that Jerry Garcia story… how wild was he really?? I need to know the inside scoop..
My wife and I always come together for my birthday
So you’ve been asking for a vintage Playboy and a candle? You could have bought these yourself.
Sounds like you guys have a great relationship. Some people started off too seriously so now they can’t joke around like this without getting some disturbance in the universe
Wtf
Wait – so she sourced a 95 edition of Playboy for you? Did you request that specific issue? Because that would be really impressive.
I’m actually curious about what thet have to say about Jerry Garcia.
Every year you ask your wife for porn, cocaine and hookers? Cringe lol
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Dude, my dad has like a ten year subscription playboy stack in an office cabinet. I should sell those things. Lol
>Should last at least a handful of nights.
I see what you’ve done here…
I want to read that jerry garcia article kinda.
It’s a trap bro!! Careful 🤣
hahaha nice
back in the day every year around Christmas we had this electrical contractor who used to give all the guys playboy calendars at Christmas time
every year I would replace our Sea Turtle Calender with the naked calendar in the kitchen and not say anything
Wifey would always get a laugh lol
We don’t get those nudie calendars anymore (times have changed lol) but it brings back memories seeing the playboy mag lol
Hookers and blow are just what I give up for my New Year’s Resolution every year. Having never had a habit of either, it means I actually stuck to my resolutions.
Bet it smells like Gwyneth Paltrow.
Mine never gets me what I want either, so last year I got her a t-shirt and a vibrator… Told her if she doesn’t like the t-shirt she can f@#k herself.
“Handful of nights”
I know it’s redundant but marry her
Is that you, Bender?
I wanna see the Jerry Garcia article scoop!
For some reason I thought this was r/gratefuldead before I clicked on the NSFW image. Then I saw the Jerry Garcia thing, still thought it was the Dead sub and was like, “why put the candle there when you were seeking this rare Playboy with an article about Jerry?” Then I saw what sub it actually was.
Not gonna lie, I really wanna read that Jerry Garcia article…
Wife and I met online. I recently got her a candle that says “You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet.” She liked it. 🙂
I wonder which article Farah Fawcett *Majors* in?
In a way she’s telling you to go fuck yourself
I bet that candle smells like gas and fish
Looks like fun. To another 16 years of happy marriage. Congrats.
Impressed at the good condition of that playboy.
Boomer humor is just so cringe
Hooker’s and Blow same Christmas is a fun book. Get that too!
Strippers & coke is my go to bachelor’s party present:
wire strippers and Coca-Cola.
A years supply!
I hate everything about cocaine except the smell
“handful”
What’s it smell like? 👀
This is kind of sad
“Candle Guy”🗿🕯️
The real question is does the candle really smell like cocaine and hookers?