Girl’s just trying to get some food on her lunch break, it’s already short, and now she has to navigate the feelings of some horny pushy sex pest. Just leave her alone! Save this shit for the bar or a dance club!
“Look how outlandishly conspicuous and noticeable my feathers are. Surely the fact that I have avoided predators with such an illustrious plumage means I am quite fit and would make a good mate. yes?”
Piss off will ya frank
The peacock version of a f*ck boi
“Goddamnit Jack I’m your sister!”
“I surround you with beautiful plumage and engage in a hypnotic dance!”
“Cool, cool. How tall are you?”
“Ew get away from me creep”
What breed of pheasant is this?
“Sir, I’m trying to go to work. Please leave me alone.”
Hey this was in Animal Kingdom at Disney world…I was just there and saw the same damn bird doing the same damn thing.
It’s called an Argus Pheasant.
The bird version of unsolicited dic pics
Omg Frank, youre drunk. How many times have I told you not to flash your plumage when there’s people filming?
Yeah no I saw you the first time. I’mgoodthanks.
Swipe left, girl
They must be married.
Eww dude..not in front of people!!!
I’ve shown you my feathers please respond
U want sum fuk?
Maybe she just doesn’t like other people watching?
I’m hearing “That don’t impress me much” by Shania Twain in my head
atleast it impressed some people walking by
Activision employees.
Take a hint dude, she not into it.
Some guys can’t take NO for an answer
I know sexual harassment when I see it..
No means no!
– Look at me. LOok at me. LOOk at me…
– I saw you the first time, Fred. Now move on.
Becky, lemme smash.
That’s a weird looking duck.
She said no, bruh. Keep walkin’.
No means no Kyle.
Looks like Disney animal kingdom… that bird did that to me and our stroller the other year… he’s a serial predator
Look at me. Look at me!
LOOK AT ME!
LOOK! AT! ME!
Oh no, don’t you walk away from me while I am trying to impress you.
LOOK…. AT…. ME…
Girl’s just trying to get some food on her lunch break, it’s already short, and now she has to navigate the feelings of some horny pushy sex pest. Just leave her alone! Save this shit for the bar or a dance club!
when you pour your heart out in a lengthy and poetic text but the response is just “k”
“Oh Robert, again with the plumage?! I told you, get a job. THAT’S sexy.”
Hey baby, let me trap you against a bush and completely cover the rest of your vision so all you see is my face and beautiful plume.
“Look how outlandishly conspicuous and noticeable my feathers are. Surely the fact that I have avoided predators with such an illustrious plumage means I am quite fit and would make a good mate. yes?”
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“We live in a zoo, Earl.”
If I’ve learned anything about birds, it’s that the females are really really generally unimpressed