Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on let’s go and play
I never see you any more
Come out the door
It’s like you’ve gone away!
We used to be best buddies
And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
.… Uhhh, maybe we should have stuck to building a snowman.
All dick. No balls.
Tell your mom they finally found a dildo that can give her pleasure.
Oh nice that’s the Neon Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong cannon
Would have been great if they placed a hose inside and made it spurt. 😏
Snowblowjob. It’ll make a great Christmas Card photo.
In 1982 a bunch of guys at college made one about ten feet tall. Your colleagues need to up their game.
Is that your boss’s Johnson?
I tried to get the boys to make a giant dick out of snow on the front lawn of our dorm but they just all thought I was gay instead of hilarious.
How nice of the civil war reenactment group
Aw, fond memories. My husband and I saw a giant snow penis on our first date 20+ years ago.
I’d assume this was made by Marines.
Boobs as well – nice to see some trans inclusivity!
Standard NE England snow…. construction.
This is the “anatomically correct” snowman Calvin wanted to make in the front yard.
r/calvinandhobbes
Must not be cold out, no shrinkage
It looks like there’s a cocktail umbrella in the tip.
Space nerds making a snow figure of Bezos’ rocket.
Looks like it fires projectiles
Next time, make a vulva.
r/mildlypenis
Everyone shows what they need…
The dreaded frost Cawk.
So this is why we’re supposed to call them Snowpeople.
That’s…a lot to take in.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on let’s go and play
I never see you any more
Come out the door
It’s like you’ve gone away!
We used to be best buddies
And now we’re not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
.… Uhhh, maybe we should have stuck to building a snowman.
They were just dicking around.