“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” – Kurt Vonnegut
I would pay infinitely more attention to Lonely Island if they made real songs with the same style hook and rhythm. Some of their stuff is really good, but I can only listen to comedy music a few times before its played out and no longer funny.
I grew up in Oxnard thinking it was a small town because nobody had every heard of it. After taking a job in a legitimate small town of 6,000 people, I realize that Oxnard is huge, and yet nobody has every heard of it… except for people who look at their packages of strawberries.
No actually, those are examples of Colons. You all get F’s.
I’ve said this before, but to me commas and semicolons are a self-contradicting logic puzzle fit only for a genius who will never exist.
“Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.” – Kurt Vonnegut
Who gives a fuck about a semicolon?
I use them all the time 😉
I would pay infinitely more attention to Lonely Island if they made real songs with the same style hook and rhythm. Some of their stuff is really good, but I can only listen to comedy music a few times before its played out and no longer funny.
This is a really clever way of making fun of modern rap style
“The students know that if they use a semicolon that isn’t absolutely Mozart-esque, they will get a “C” in my class.” – David Foster Wallace
Until the end of the video I thought I had been misusing semicolons for my entire life….
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If I want to learn how to make videos like this, any idea where to start?
the new hashtag
I grew up in Oxnard thinking it was a small town because nobody had every heard of it. After taking a job in a legitimate small town of 6,000 people, I realize that Oxnard is huge, and yet nobody has every heard of it… except for people who look at their packages of strawberries.
Colons aren’t correct there either.
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