Stand fucking close. No one wants to get piss on their shoelaces because your piss stream falls off on the floor at the end. It’s not aim to blame most of the time. It’s a matter of physics.
At my office number 3 gets broken all the time. I always try to make it super obvious to the person on the other end that they are being talked to from a public bathroom.
I don’t know why…but I love learning this absolutely useless information(I am a woman). It’s fascinating to me learning about what it’s like to be in a man’s world…even for a moment…P.S. who in the world would take a selfie in this position? Hahahaha…so weird
The unspoken rules that no man is taught, but every man knows.
The only exceptions are when a father is in the men’s room with his small son. Except the selfie one. There is never an exception that makes selfies in the can acceptable.
I work at a gas station and given the puddle stretching all the way to the door every evening literally no one does rule 7
Do not take a wide stance with your pants pulled down and tap your foot against the other guy’s foot.
My 5-year-old son regularly breaks every single rule except #3 and #5.
There’s more rules about using the [urinus](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bjVNOGEWzv4).
That guy in blue is really pissing people off with that etiquette.
This is a testament to a man’s character.
1.)Does he piss all over the floor like an inconsiderate prick?
2.) Do any of the harmless actions in the piss etiquette guide?
3.) Make a chart about proper etiquitte to show the world he literally cannot even take a piss without being an insufferable whiny bitch about it.
“I gUeSs ThIs Is whErE aLL tHe DiCkS hAng OuT”
Are you allowed to browse reddit??
Don’t whistle!!!
So, pulling pants down and maintaining eye contact is NOT how you assert dominance?
Stand fucking close. No one wants to get piss on their shoelaces because your piss stream falls off on the floor at the end. It’s not aim to blame most of the time. It’s a matter of physics.
sign of true dominance is pulling your pants down to your ankles while using the trough at a sports stadium.
At my office number 3 gets broken all the time. I always try to make it super obvious to the person on the other end that they are being talked to from a public bathroom.
Why do dudes ways unbuckle their belt at the urinal? Never understood that. Zip bro
The unwritten rules have been written
#7: I may need to print that for my office men’s room.
When I was a little kid I used to pull my pants down in private to take a piss no matter what. Just liked the air flow.
One day in like 3rd grade me and my friend were using the bathroom and I kind auto-pilot dropped my pants lmao.
I still remember my friends shocked reaction and how embarrassed I was.
Number 6 fears no man
Is #7 pissing blood
8. Be kind and helpful to a neighbor. Sometimes any man needs a third hand.
Pull pants down to assert dominance
I used to be the guy to break rule #4. Always made me laugh.
Probably best that I wfh now.
Just point Percy at the porcelain.
I don’t know why…but I love learning this absolutely useless information(I am a woman). It’s fascinating to me learning about what it’s like to be in a man’s world…even for a moment…P.S. who in the world would take a selfie in this position? Hahahaha…so weird
The unspoken rules that no man is taught, but every man knows.
The only exceptions are when a father is in the men’s room with his small son. Except the selfie one. There is never an exception that makes selfies in the can acceptable.