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My wife’s vitamins increase her survivability chances in a fight against yogurt by 10!
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My wife’s vitamins increase her survivability chances in a fight against yogurt by 10!
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That’s not vitamins, that’s probiotics.
Yeah yogurt is dangerous, stay on the up and up fam
I could use a powerup like that. Some days the lactose doesnot do the bidy good. 10x increase in survivabilty would help the morale when i think i may die on the loo those days.
edit. is this an instant oower up or do you have to take it preemptively? if i gotta prethink before i eat then all bets are off.
Hey, you got ripped off, they only sold you half socks.
I hate when I have to fight off yogurt, luckily this is even better!
Jamie Lee Curtis better up her game.
Damn, wish I knew about that last week – well anyway I should be released from hospital in a couple of days.
Whyyyy are yooouu standing like that?…
I just had some yogurt and now I fear I have 1/10 the chance of surviving.
By the way, what’s trying to kill me?
YOGURT! I HATE YOGURT!
I found the perfect chewable vitamin D, then stupid Sainsbury’s stopped stocking it!
So, that arrow, pointing up, with the text “up&up” changes when you tip the bottle up to get a vitamin.
Then it says “dn&dn”… and the arrow…
CHOOSE THE FORM OF YOUR DESTRUCTION!!!
OK guys we just have to not think of anything
YOU HAVE CHOSEN!
People, this is why you don’t buy the live culture yogurt. The living yogurt fights back. Gogurt forever!
It’s only a temporary boost though. You have to keep eating it in order to maintain your 10X dominance
“How old are you” yogurt
“I lost everything in the yogurt wars. So many lives lost…. But I had my gummies.”
I will be the guy that will kill the joke. It’s probiotics and what they mean when they talk about survivability is survivability of those probiotics not you.
Probiotics need to get into your intestines. Yoghurt probiotics most likely will get killed by your stomach acid and other things along the way.
Don’t joke about that, some of us have lost friends and family to yogurt. It’s the scourge of our time and no one is talking about it.
as win chances cannot go higher than 100%, I severely underestimate how hard it must be to survive yoghurt.
It’s funny when you are ignorant.
… Why? Are you married to a Pokemon?
Ah man I need some of that. Got my ass kicked by a bowl of tzatziki last night after some Ouzo
The yogurt enemy is not to be underestimated.
You laugh now, but when she falls into a pool of yogurt on a muggy summer day, you’ll thank the gods she took her vitamins.