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My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?
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My wife is finally pregnant and doesn’t want to drink these anymore. What do you suppose will happen to me if I drink them instead?
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Well your womb will be warm for 1
Your Boston will get gassy, like they do for any other reason.
Your bollocks will retract into your abdomen and become ovaries…
you’ll probably feel all tingly in your nether bits
The womb warming tea has mugwort and licorice in it… they’re not recommended for pregnant women (or trying).
Really really scary as disappointing some of the quackery out there. I can’t read the whole list of both but yeah she shouldn’t be drinking those I’ll bet.
You will produce copious amounts of sperm but your balls will heat up and your sperm will die.
Then your seamen will smell like rotten eggs.
They’ll have the same effect on you ……. absolutely nothing
You’ll grow a uterus. It will become warm and fertile. You will then grow a baby. This tea will not cause you to develop a vagina though and a C-section will be necessary. Unless you can birth it through your urethra.
You’re a brave man if you drink that tea. A brave man indeed… Remember your breathing exercises.
— Have you ever seen the movie ‘Junior’?
You probably will no longer be dehydrated.
Exactly what it did for your wife..nothing,but be pissed out
You may become
breedable 
You’ll become a fertile Mama with warm wombs, obviously.
…You’ll get a sudden urge to purchase crap from Gwyneth Paltrow!
Wasn’t mugwort tea used as a contraceptive in the old days?
Talk about irony.
Same thing as if you drink any other snake oil.
Roughly jack shit with a side of possible intestinal discomfort and rough, jacked up shit
What a load of horseshit.
Your dog will judge you
Those seem like one of those things where it makes claims that aren’t based in science and likely don’t even do what they claim at all. I think it’s called a “scam.”
Serious- if your wife is into teas, herbs, essential oils, homeopathic medicines, she needs to tell the OB/GYN about all of those. So much stuff is unsafe during pregnancy. Or if not necessarily unsafe, it’s not well studied. Congrats on the pregnancy!
Edit- thanks for the award- I’m getting ads on TV for negative effects of Tylenol during pregnancy! So much to watch out for.
Not sure if anyone will see this, but to address all the kind folks who are concerned about wife and baby and also those who think we’re gullible morons:
I stopped responding after the volume of comments became too much, but if you look at my comment history, I did acknowledge the danger and tossed the teas.
I told my wife about it and she doesn’t think she even had any, it was just leftover from a friend of hers who was also trying to get pregnant. We lean far more heavily into the modern medicine approach and my wife runs all supplements, OTC medicines, etc. by her doctor first.