The number of people here who appear to know assholes who’d spend money and time to genuinely not care about them is impressive lol she sounds hilarious
One of my friends took an extra 2 years to complete her degree, and her boyfriend brought home a really nice cheesecake that said “Thank God You Finally Graduated” hahaha we all loved that one.
This reminds me of when a coworker had a going away party. I went and got one of those giant cookies and asked the bakery to write “Happy Birthday Carl!”.
The guy leaving was named Derek, later he thanks me for the cake and asks “but man, who the hell is Carl?!” I told him I found it in a dumpster and thought it was great timing.
That’s a rough sentiment for getting a vasectomy.
your wife is awesome
I’m now curious, what’s the accomplishment?
I think I could be friends with your wife.
Big whoop!
She must adore you.
The number of people here who appear to know assholes who’d spend money and time to genuinely not care about them is impressive lol she sounds hilarious
The irony of the “nobody cares” cake is pretty good.
Did she tell you she got a cake to celebrate ahead of time? Just curious
Uno reverse for the next pregnancy.
I find this funny as well. Great sense of humor.
Who cares? Nobody! Still, cake!
OMG, nobody cares! 😉
That’s a massive cake. I wish I got a cake like that for everything I did that nobody cares about.
She Gotta keep you humble lol
Every relationship needs a good roast to flirt ratio
I mean shit I care. I like ya wife’s sense of humor tho. It’s like the effort she put into getting the cake flips the message on its head
Nobody cakes!
Ay man you gotta start somewhere, I think it’s a big accomplishment
Nobody cares nerd!
When I got promoted (I work in AI and Tech Strategy), my wife got me a card that said “Now people will understand what you do even less!”
I like that this is the sign of either an incredibly healthy relationship or an extremely toxic one with not much in between. Congrats on the website!
A cake is a cake is a cake eat up mofo
One of my friends took an extra 2 years to complete her degree, and her boyfriend brought home a really nice cheesecake that said “Thank God You Finally Graduated” hahaha we all loved that one.
At least it wasn’t a terd emoji with a middle finger. She got me that when I got a promotion.
🖕💩👍
“hey Sharon, I just took the biggest crap ever!! you gotta see this thing…..Sharon?…..where ya going Sharon” – Randy Marsh
You definitely found a keeper. 😂
I hope one day to find a wife that will buy me cake to sit and eat alone to celebrate my accomplishments. That’s true love right there!
That’s hilarious, sounds like you have a fun relationship
Doesn’t matter, got cake.
Yooo is that Oreo? Cake looks good lol
Clearly she does. She bothered to get you a bloody funny cake!
Was it NNN successful completion?
The fact that she bought you a cake means that she cares a lot for you and she’s funny also
Is your name [Sean](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuGiK-X9-0A) by chance?
I appreciate the humour, but it would break me.
I care bro, I’m sure your website is beautiful.
it’s a good thing OP posted this here and not relationship_advice
“I want you to know that someone cares 🙏❤️
……
Not me, but someone”
The cake i never knew i needed for gender reveal parties
Is that okay ?
This reminds me of when a coworker had a going away party. I went and got one of those giant cookies and asked the bakery to write “Happy Birthday Carl!”.
The guy leaving was named Derek, later he thanks me for the cake and asks “but man, who the hell is Carl?!” I told him I found it in a dumpster and thought it was great timing.
Damn. Now I want cake.
She sure as hell cared enough to get a cake
If it was a big accomplishment for you then at least one person cares and should celebrate-you.