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My wife got mad at me for the sandwich I made. I can’t seem to figure out why 
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My wife got mad at me for the sandwich I made. I can’t seem to figure out why
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You monster!
Is it a sandwich you are planning to share with your wife? And do you get to pick which side you eat?
You monster! [2]
Becasue she wants a divorce.
I also cut them in triangles fellow redditor
You misspelled ex-wife
Are you guys still together? Because that seems as grounds for divorce.
I’m sorry, but that looks like the emblem of Dota.
YOU MONSTER (#3)
You had one job…. Now she will make your sandwiches for you or keep opinion to herself!
She’s jealous that you adequately displayed one of her primary skills
Because she should have been making that sandwich. /s
It’s even the perfect sandwich plate… and you messed up.
You messed up good.
Just follow the old rule: the one who cuts takes what the other one left. Works like a charm.