For kindergarteners they do a sight word program and part of the exercise is ‘nonsense words’ where it’s not so much knowing the word, it’s sounding it out. The purpose is to use words that aren’t words to use those learning muscles without prior word knowledge.
It’s not like your kid knows fap, this is for letter comprehension, finding a and p in words even then not being words, cry about it, your kid probably gets touched at the church you attend anyway
I assumed fap was an urban dictionary word that also had an actual, regular dictionary, definition. It doesn’t. Its actual definition is what we know it as. The teacher must not have known it was a word, or what it meant.
One of my sons needs to practice on his reading (1st grade). On one of his papers, he was supposed to read a group of “non-sense words”. The paper had a few actual words “bun, run,fun ect.”. For whatever reason, the word “gun” was featured 7 times while the rest of the words were shown only twice. I don’t have any issues with it, but it was a strange thing to pick up on.
Ah yes, fap
Can confirm that there is no alternate definition for fap.
Missing wap
welp
I don’t think I ever heard of quap
Cap
Guap missing as well
funny? highly questionable…I mean that sheet…
fap… starting them young i see
Your son HENRt8I?
For kindergarteners they do a sight word program and part of the exercise is ‘nonsense words’ where it’s not so much knowing the word, it’s sounding it out. The purpose is to use words that aren’t words to use those learning muscles without prior word knowledge.
Those god damn liberals 🤬🤬
Henrt8i is the best name
They spelled “vape” wrong. How are these kids ever gonna learn!?
Didn’t know his kindergarten teacher was Dr. Seuss
Clap, Trap, Map, Flap, Gap
So. Many. Better. Words.
What’s the haps?! IYKYK 🤷🏼♂️
Henry Sr., the future Scrabble Champion of the World.
There dangerously close to wap
Now, can you use those in a sentence? The more you string in a single sentence the more points it’s worth.
What is this, a charter school?
I was waiting to see *b r a p*
In fairness to the teacher, I’ve met adults whom that’s their entire vocabulary.
Ah Dr.Seuss week…I get it.
this worksheet looks like an fyad thread from 20xx
Dook hut – NO fapping!
Maybe these are the sounds you make in beatboxing.
Teach ’em young
It’s not like your kid knows fap, this is for letter comprehension, finding a and p in words even then not being words, cry about it, your kid probably gets touched at the church you attend anyway
JFC! Next they’ll be showing them porn disguised as classical art.
I assumed fap was an urban dictionary word that also had an actual, regular dictionary, definition. It doesn’t. Its actual definition is what we know it as. The teacher must not have known it was a word, or what it meant.
Tap bap fap fap fap
Fap fap fap
One of my sons needs to practice on his reading (1st grade). On one of his papers, he was supposed to read a group of “non-sense words”. The paper had a few actual words “bun, run,fun ect.”. For whatever reason, the word “gun” was featured 7 times while the rest of the words were shown only twice. I don’t have any issues with it, but it was a strange thing to pick up on.
Fapulous
pip install grammer
Why are they teaching them Lil pump songs?
That is archaic practices
Do you hap to fap your vap? Feel the zap as you quap, bap, and dap. Pip your yup!
Lessons on ‘Ebonics’ 🥺😡
Our future ladies and gentlemen 🤦🏽♀️
Wtf is a quap
Trap? Nah.
Sap? Nah.
Wrap? Nah.
Map? Nah.
Gap? Nah.
Chap? Nah.
Slap? Nah.
Nap? Nah.
Fap? …… Unbeatable…… or is it?
The fact the teacher didn’t screen the word fap is ridiculous.
Quap just sounds gross.
Ugh, that granite though!!!!
I am Henry the eighth I am, Henry the eighth I am I am
These are nonsense words. Really important for practice and also invaluable to screen for dyslexia.