March 7, 2022 by mutinybligh [ad_1] My son wanted straws not candles on his birthday cake [ad_2] View Reddit by mutinybligh – View Source
Poor turtles
why eat your cake when you can drink it?
Pinhead cake
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
He will go far, thinking outside the box.
So bad for the environment.
He asked for it, and you provided.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go ahead.. light them..? 🎂
All of you should blow into the straws and try to explode the cake
Does he hate turtles?