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Congrats! Children are the best gift in the world. Enjoy it while you can, life goes into fast forward after becoming a parent, before you know it they’re young adults talking about careers and uni.
Please do not post pics of your kids on the internet
Aaaaand now the internet owns him.
Weird ass baby
You are an idiot for posting this here.
Not even three hours old and you are already shoving his picture in thousands of people’s faces lol.
Why did you feel the need to put this on Reddit
I’m so glad my mom didn’t get addicted to social media and only have me so she could get likes… I mean she capitalized on it now, but not at all when I was a baby.
Having a baby wasn’t a big enough dopamine rush, you had to come here for karma?.
LPT don’t post your kids photos on Reddit. Jfc he’s a newborn… share photos of him with friends and family.
Shoulda used lube
Can’t go 3 hours with karma fishing? Good god be with your family, not the time to be on Reddit.
Ayyy they’re tearing you up in the comments 🤣
Wow so many haters in this comment section
Looks like he’d cry like a little baby, I could take him on in a fight, I’m 73% sure
Dude i dont give a shit about your baby
….I’m not a fan of seeing someone’s vaginal crusties on..well, anyone.
Cheers to thinking about social media posts so quickly.
Please do not post new born baby photos, the baby shall attract a lot of evil eyes and what in the fame do you want!?
This guy really tryna farm karma 3 hours after his baby is born, get your priorities straight man
Looks like a bitch
Hey Oliver!
Wipe the jizz off my man’s face.
Have fun. Life starts being interesting 🙂
Bro get off Reddit. Also, nobody cares.
Congratulations!
Why do babies always look like they have dry skin right after being born?
No one gives a shit
I work in cybersecurity and I am AMAZED at the privacy violations I see parents committing against their children on the internet every single day.
OP, for your child’s safety, is it so hard to wait until they can give informed consent about their image / any personally identifiable information being shared online?
The last thing I would be thinking about is reddit.
Dude you fucked up. You can’t post your newborn on reddit, you’ll get shit on in the comments about “putting you kid online.”
So instead you’re supposed to wait 6 months and put him in a stupid Star Wars onesie, and then take a picture with a tv in the background playing Star Wars Episode IV, and title it:
“My Little Man’s Already A Big Fan!”
Or take a picture of him with a Xbox controller and title it
“The controllers not on but he’s a fucking baby”
BOOM! UPVOTES! AWARDS! POSITIVE COMMENTS!
Put it back in
I am telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called “Babies I Don’t Care About”.
Why is he crusty
Why the hell would you post a picture of your newborn to Reddit. The fuck is wrong with you.
no one cares about ur crotch goblin….