From the info we have, there are only two possible answers: “yes” (due to the transitive property if the test previously said that the marker is longer than the chalk), or “I don’t know” (if it didn’t). “I don’t know” is a small dick answer so we can rule it out and conclude that the answer is “yes”.
Speaking as someone who would routinely tell my mom “I have a headache, can I have some ass I MEAN ASPIRIN”, I think your son saw his chance to shine and grabbed it.
all jokes aside, why do books nowadays want kids to explain why shit like this is? You’re asking for simple observation that does not need explanation and people wonder why kids don’t like school
ha
That sentence needs an exclamation mark!
It’s a good thing he forgot to explain… 😳
…mightier for $500
This is going to be my new catchphrase.
From the info we have, there are only two possible answers: “yes” (due to the transitive property if the test previously said that the marker is longer than the chalk), or “I don’t know” (if it didn’t). “I don’t know” is a small dick answer so we can rule it out and conclude that the answer is “yes”.
r/keming
Which is why spacing is important.
I wonder what grade the teacher gave him.
HBO’s new dating show, from the producers of “Say Yes! To the Dress”
r/keming
My kid spaces his words with his other index finger.
He didn’t even explain properly!
Outstanding
It’s English language, fuck yeah
Oops
Joke aside, how the hell are you suppose to explain why something is longer.
Does anyone think any of these are actually real?
As long as he doesn’t do that with the word therapist
It baffles me how many people are so confused by this, and to think a child answered it correctly… 🤦♀️
Smart guy
Hey he is not wrong
Speaking as someone who would routinely tell my mom “I have a headache, can I have some ass I MEAN ASPIRIN”, I think your son saw his chance to shine and grabbed it.
Genius vibes!
Deannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
all jokes aside, why do books nowadays want kids to explain why shit like this is? You’re asking for simple observation that does not need explanation and people wonder why kids don’t like school
This looks like it should be a bumper sticker on that men’s rights pickup truck on the front page today.